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经典英语小笑话带翻译

2017-08-08 21:37 | 来源:英语学习网站 | 编辑:学英语

1、Be Careful What You Wish For

  A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.

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  During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

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  The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.

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  Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me." copyright dedecms

  The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.

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  慎重许愿

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  一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。

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  庆祝活动中,一位仙女出现了。她说,由于他们是已经结婚25年的恩爱夫妻,因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。

织梦好,好织梦

  妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一声,她的手中出现了一张票。 本文来自织梦

  接下来该丈夫许愿了。他犹豫片刻,害羞地说,“那我想要一位比我年轻30岁的女人。”

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  仙女拾起了魔术棒。“呯!”,他变成了90岁。 织梦好,好织梦


2、All Right 本文来自织梦

  Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said, realizing my mistake. "I just make an illegal turn."

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  "I guess it's all right." my daughter replied, "The police car behind us did the same thing." copyright dedecms

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  我赶着开车将11岁的女儿送到学校去,在红灯处右拐了,而那是不允许的(译注:在一些国家如英国,其交通规则是车辆左行的,与我国相反)。“啊噢,”意识到犯了错误,我说。“我刚才拐弯是违章的。” 织梦好,好织梦

  “我想那没关系的,”女儿回答说:“我们后面的警车也同样拐了弯。”

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