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英语笑话带翻译_简短英语笑话阅读

2017-08-02 18:05 | 来源:英语学习网站 | 编辑:学英语

  笑话大多揭示生活中乖谬的现象,具有讽刺性和娱乐性。几乎所有笑话都包含两个要点:一是笑话开头,二是笑点。小编精心收集了英语笑话带翻译,供大家欣赏学习!

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英语笑话带翻译_简短英语笑话阅读

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  英语笑话带翻译篇1

  A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one。

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  一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子。她很挑剔,用了很长时间才选好了一顶。 织梦好,好织梦

  Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, madam.You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!"

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  已经忍耐到极限的售货员害怕她再改变主意,便恭维她:“你做了极好的选择,,夫人。你戴上这顶帽子看上去起码年轻十岁!” copyright dedecms

  To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!" 内容来自dedecms

  但令他沮丧的是,这位女士马上摘下了她的帽子说:“我不想要一顶摘下来便使我立刻显得老十岁的帽子。多拿一些帽子给我看看!”

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  英语笑话带翻译篇2

  The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish.

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  丈夫抱怨妻子总是做同样的一种菜。 织梦好,好织梦

  One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat today?"

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  一天,丈夫回到家,问妻子:“亲爱的,今天我们吃啥菜?” copyright dedecms

  The wife said, "You may select the dish today." copyright dedecms

  妻子回答:“今天你可以选择。” dedecms.com

  The husband was very glad and asked, "Which dishes are there today?" dedecms.com

  丈夫感到非常高兴,又问:“都有哪些菜呢?”

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  "Cabbage."

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  “炒白菜。”

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  "The others?"

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  “还有呢?”

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  "None."

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  “没了。”

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  "Then how to select?"

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  “那你要我怎么选呢?”

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  "Eat or not eat!" the wife said. 内容来自dedecms

  “吃还是不吃!”妻子一本正经地说道。

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  英语笑话带翻译篇3

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  翅 膀

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  The fried-chicken restaurant where I was working had a big rush just before closing one day, leaving us with nothing to sell but wings. As I was about to lock the doors, aa quietly intoxicated customer came in and ordered dinner. When I asked if wings would be all right, he leaned over the counter and replied, "Lady, I came in here to eat, not fly." dedecms.com

  一天,我工作的炸鸡店在关门前出现了一阵抢购狂潮,结果除了鸡翅外所有的东西都卖完了。当我正准备锁门时,一名喝醉了的旅客进来要进餐。我问他翅膀行不行,他从柜台上靠过身子来,回答道:“女士,我到这儿来是吃东西的,不是要飞!” 织梦好,好织梦

  
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