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英语笑话带翻译两分钟__2分钟英语笑话带翻译

2017-08-02 17:11 | 来源:英语学习网站 | 编辑:学英语

  笑话(jokes)往往是指能引人发笑的谈话或故事。作为文体,篇幅短小,故事情节简单而巧妙,往往出人意料,取得令人捧腹的艺术效果。小编精心收集了两分钟英语笑话翻译,供大家欣赏学习! 织梦内容管理系统

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  两分钟英语笑话带翻译篇1

  How Did You Ever Get Here

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  你是怎样来的? 织梦内容管理系统

  One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two." 织梦好,好织梦

  一个冬天的早晨,一名雇员解释他为什么迟到了四十五分钟才起来上班。“外面太滑了,我每向前迈一步,就要向后退两步。” dedecms.com

  The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"

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  老板狐疑地看着他。“噢,,是吗?那你是怎样到这里来的?”

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  "I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home." 织梦内容管理系统

  “后来我决定放弃,”他说,“然后我就往家里走。” 织梦内容管理系统

  两分钟英语笑话带翻译篇2

  One Side of the Case 本文来自织梦

  一面之辞 织梦内容管理系统

  A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand.

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  一位法官问我们这群修补陪审员是否有人应当免权。一个人举起了手。 织梦好,好织梦

  "I can't hear out of my left ear," the man told the judge. dedecms.com

  “我的左耳听不见。”那人告诉法官。 dedecms.com

  "Can you hear out of your right ear?" the judge asked. The man nodded his head. 织梦内容管理系统

  “你的右边耳朵听得见吗?”法官问道。那人点了点头。

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  "You'll be allowed to serve on the jury," the judge declared. "We only listen to one side of the case at a time." 织梦内容管理系统

  “你将被允许加入陪审团,”法官宣布。“我们每次只听一面之辞。 织梦好,好织梦

  两分钟英语笑话带翻译篇3

  Early Shopper 织梦内容管理系统

  采购过早 copyright dedecms

  It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked. 织梦内容管理系统

  那天是圣诞节,法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为什么而被起诉?”他问。

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  "Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. 本文来自织梦

  “采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。

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  "That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"

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  “这不算犯法,”法官回答,“你购物多早?” 内容来自dedecms

  "Before the store opened," countered the prisoner. 织梦内容管理系统

  在商店开门之前,“犯人应道。

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