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2017-07-29 06:40 | 来源:英语学习网站 | 编辑:学英语

  多阅读一些英文笑话段子,能激起我们阅读英语的兴趣,从而提高英语的阅读能力,今天香港马会信息中心小编在这里为大家分享一些带翻译英文笑话段子,欢迎大家阅读!

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  关于英文笑话段子带翻译:一场特殊的足球比赛

  Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."麦克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说:“对不起,老师,今天早上我迟到了。因为我在梦里观看了一场球赛。”"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher. “为什么它会让你迟到呢?”老师问道。"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.“因为这两个队都没有能力获胜,,所以就持续的时间长了。”麦克回答说。 本文来自织梦

  关于英文笑话段子带翻译:他赢了Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? 汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤。Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿?Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了。

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  关于英文笑话段子带翻译:小心有狗

  As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" he asked the owner. "Yep, that's him," came the reply. The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?" "Because," the owner explained, "Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him!"

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  一名陌生人走进一家乡间小商店,看到玻璃门上帖着的一个告示牌上写着,“危险! 小心有狗!” 进去后,他看到一条样子一点都不凶的老狗趴在收款机旁边的地板上睡觉。 “这就是大伙都得留神的那只狗啊?” 陌生人问店主。“是,就是他”,店主回答。 听到这个回答, 陌生人觉得很好笑。“我觉得那条狗一点都不可怕。 你帖那个告示做什么?” “因为,” 店主解释说,“在我帖告示之前, 大伙老被他绊倒。”

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  关于英文笑话段子带翻译:智力缺陷

  "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..."how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." " Well, What sort of question?" "Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?' Bob thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."

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  “医生,你能不能告诉我,”鲍勃问,“对于一个看上去很正常的人,你是怎样判断出他有智力缺陷的呢?”“再没有比这容易的了,”医生回答,“问他一个简单的问题,简单到所有人都知道答案,如果他回答得不干脆,那你就知道是怎么回事了。”“那要问什么样的问题呢?”“嗯,你可以这样问,‘库克船长环球旅行了三次,但是在其中一次的途中他去世了,是哪一次呢?’”鲍勃想了一会儿,紧张的回答道,“你就不能问另外一个问题吗?坦率地说,我对历史了解的不是很多。”

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