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英语笑话爆笑_英语笑话短文

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  民间笑话的根本功能在于引人发笑,在这个使人紧张而倍感压抑的商品经济时代,笑话成了抚慰人焦灼灵魂的一剂良药。小编精心收集了爆笑英语笑话短文,供大家欣赏学习! 本文来自织梦

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  爆笑英语笑话短文篇1

  A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet. 内容来自dedecms

  B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella. 织梦内容管理系统

  A: No, it wasn't raining. 织梦内容管理系统

  A:我看见7个女孩共撑一把伞却没有一个被淋湿。 织梦好,好织梦

  B:啊?那一定是把很大的伞吧!

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  A:不是,当时并没有下雨。

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  爆笑英语笑话短文篇2

  It's His Fault 内容来自dedecms

  Billy and Bobby were small boys. They were brothers, and they often had fights with each other.

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  Last Saturday their mother said to them, I'm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the garden and be good. 织梦好,好织梦

  Yes, Mummy, the two boys answered, and they went out. 织梦内容管理系统

  They played in the garden for half an hour, and then Billy ran into the kitchen. Mummy, he said, Bobby's broken a window in Mrs. Allen's house. Mrs. Allen was one of their neighbors.

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  He's a bad boy, his mother said. How did he break it?

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  I threw a stone at him, Billy answered, and he quickly moved down. 织梦内容管理系统

  是他的错

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  比利和波比都是小男孩。他们是兄弟,两人经常打架。

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  上个星期六,他们的妈妈对他们说,我现在要做午饭了。去,到花园去玩吧,别淘气。 dedecms.com

  是,妈妈,两个男孩回答,然后他们就出去了。 织梦内容管理系统

  他们在花园里玩了半个小时,然后比利跑进了厨房。妈妈,他说,免费学习英语的网站,英语免费学习网站,波比打碎了艾伦太太家的窗玻璃。艾伦太太是他们的邻居。

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  他是个坏孩子,他的妈妈说,他是怎么把玻璃打碎的?

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  我朝他扔了一块石子,比利回答道,他赶紧蹲下。

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  爆笑英语笑话短文篇3

  Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" dedecms.com

  "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

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  "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

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  "She is the one who sells the candy."

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  小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

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  “昨天给你的钱干什么了?”

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  “我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”

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  “她是个卖糖果的。” 内容来自dedecms

  
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