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英语笑话20字爆笑的小学

2017-05-14 16:10 | 来源:英语学习网站 | 编辑:学英语

  近些年,冷笑话作为一种特殊的幽默方式在互联网、电视节目、书籍杂志上广泛流传。小编精心收集了20字爆笑小学英语笑话,供大家欣赏学习! 织梦好,好织梦

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  20字爆笑小学英语笑话1

  That's my son

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  那是我儿子

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  lt's every airplane passenger's nightmaro-getting stuck near a crying baby.1 was manning the ticket counter at a busy airport when the sound of a crying infant filled the air. As the next passenger stepped up to the desk, he glanC8d at the tot and rolled his eyes. "Don‘t worry,"I said to him cheely. "Chances are that babY won't be on your flight."Head shaking,he grimly replied, ¨Oh,I bet he will. That's my son.¨

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  如果乘飞机的时候坐在啼哭的孩子附近,那简直就是一场梦。当我在一个繁忙的机场顶班帮助检票的时候,英语,有一阵婴儿的哭闹声传过来。下一个乘客走到柜台跟前,看了一眼小家伙,把眼睛转过去。我安慰他说:“别担心,很有可能这孩子不和你坐同一班飞机。”他摇摇头,无可奈何地说:“他肯定要和我坐同一班飞杌。是 的儿子。”

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  20字爆笑的小学英语笑话2

  盲人开车 本文来自织梦

  The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross thestreet.I was crossing with a co-worker of mine,when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.I explained that it signals to blind people when the light is green. She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?" copyright dedecms

  当行人可以安全过马路的时候,马路拐角处的指示灯就会发出响声。我正和一位同事一起过马路,她问我知道不知道这响声是干什么用的。我说,这是给盲人的绿灯信号。她胆战心惊地问:“盲人究竟为什么要开车?” 内容来自dedecms

  20字爆笑的小学英语笑话3

  把我丈夫让给你

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  A lady inssrtad an‘ad'in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". 织梦内容管理系统

  一位女士在分类广告栏目刊登了一则启事:"找丈夫". copyright dedecms

  Next day she received a hundred letters. copyright dedecms

  次日她收到了上百封信。

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  They all said the same thing: “You can have mina.

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  内容均是:“可以把我的丈夫让给你。” 本文来自织梦

  20字爆笑的小学英语笑话4

  He looks just like you

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  他长得真像你

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  We brought our newborn son to the pediatrician for his first checkup. As he finished, the doctor told us. "You have a cute baby." Smiling, I said, "I bet you say that to all new parents. ""No, he replied, "just to those whose babies really are good-looking. " "So what do you say to the others ? I asked. "He looks just like you. "

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  我们带着刚出生的儿子到儿科医生那里去做第一次健康检查。做完检查之后医生对我们说:你们的孩子很好看。 我笑着说:“我想你对所有刚做爸爸妈妈的人都这么说。”他回答说:“不,我只是对长得真的好看的孩子的父母才这么讲。”我问:“那你对其他人怎么说呢?”“他长的真像你。”

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  20字爆笑的小学英语笑话篇5

  This is Lisa. Can I help you?

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  我是丽莎,香港马会信息中心,能为您做什么? 内容来自dedecms

  As customer-service reps,we hear a beep telling us a custome's on the line, and we're on. We repeat the same phrases so often that we can do the job in our sleep. One day a co-worker had heart surgery. In her anasthstized stupor following her operation, she heard the beep of the heart monitor and groggily said, "This is Lisa. Can I help you?"

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  作为顾客服务代表,当我们听到“嘀”的一声就知道有一个顾客在电话线上,我们就上线。我们反反复复讲那几句同样的话,以至睡着了也能讲。有一天,一个同事做心脏手术。在手术之后,她仍然处于麻药的昏睡之中。听到心电监护仪发出的“嘀嘀"声,她虚弱地说:“我是丽莎,能为您做什么?” 织梦内容管理系统

  
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