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有关英语小笑话_简单的英语小笑话

2017-04-06 16:02 | 来源:英语学习网站 | 编辑:学英语

  笑话作为一种城市化的民间口头创作体裁,是一种重要的交际手段。小编精心收集了简单英语笑话,供大家欣赏学习!

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  简单英语小笑话篇1

  你去哪儿了? 本文来自织梦

  Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things. One day, he went out with his little son. He was so happy that he put the son ride his neck. After a time,he suddenly thought of his son, he asked people: "Have you seen my child'?" One of his villagers laughed and said: "Don't you know he is on your neck?" Hearing this, the man took down his son from his neck, he was so angry that he hit the son, and then shouted: "I have told you not to go here and there. Where did you go just now?" 织梦好,好织梦

  古时候,有个人总是忘事。一天,他带着小儿子出门。一高兴,便让儿子骑在自己的脖子上。过了一会儿,他忽然想起儿子来,逢人便问间:“你看到我的孩子了吗?”有个同村的村民见了大笑,说:“你难道不知道他在你脖子上吗?”一听这话,这人一把将儿子一从脖子上揪下来,气愤至极,狠狠地打了孩子,嚷道:“我叫你别乱跑,刚才你到哪里去了?”

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  简单的英语小笑话篇2

  Whose Son Is the Greatest?

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  谁的儿子最了不起? dedecms.com

  The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons.

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  四位牧师的母亲聚到一起谈论她们的儿子。

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  "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room,people say, Hello, Monsignor."

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  “我的儿子是教士,”第一位母亲自豪地说,“他走进房间时,人们都说,‘您好,阁下’” copyright dedecms

  The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say,'Hello, Your Excellency."' 内容来自dedecms

  第二位母亲继续说:“我的儿子是主教。他进入房间时,人们都说,‘您好,大人。’” dedecms.com

  "My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say,'Hello, Your Eminence."'

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  “我的儿子是红衣主教,”第三位母亲接着说,“他一走进房间,人们都说,‘您好,尊敬的主教大人。’”

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  The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds," she said. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God!”’

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  第四位母亲略思片刻。“我的儿子身高6英尺10英寸,体重300磅,”她说,“他要是走入房间,人们都说,‘哦,www.diandian.net,我的上帝!’” 织梦好,好织梦

  简单的英语小笑话篇3

  Three Drunkards 织梦内容管理系统

  三个醉汉 本文来自织梦

  Two drunkards are walking along. One says to the other, "What a beautiful night,look at the moon.”The second drunkard stops and look at his drunken friend. "You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun." 织梦内容管理系统

  两个醉汉正在走着。其中一个对另一个说,“多么美丽的夜晚呀,看那月亮。”另一个醉汉停下来,看着他喝醉的朋友说,“你错了,那不是月亮,是太阳。”

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  Both started arguing for a while when they come upon another drunkard, so they stopped him. "Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?" 内容来自dedecms

  他俩开始争论起来,英语学习网站,过厂一会儿,他们碰到了另一个醉汉,他们拦住他。“先生,您能不能帮我们解决我们争论的问题?请告诉我们天上发光的是什么,是月亮还是人阳?”

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  The third drunkard looked at the sky and then looked at them and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here." dedecms.com

  第三个醉汉看了看天空,然后看了看他们,说,“对下起.我不住这儿。”

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