BLACK RAIN
by Craig Bolotin & Warren Lewis
A BLACK SCREEN:
Various voices: "Big six"... "That's six the hard way"...
"Seven or eleven"... "Play two"...
FADE IN:
EXT. UPPER EAST SIDE - NEW YORK CITY - NIGHT
One of the pristine blocks of brownstones where even the
garbage seems gift wrapped. The VOICES continue over as
we move in on a particular building where a DOORMAN is
holding open the door for a dowager and her poodle.
The voices continue: "Hit me"... "Double down"... "Let it
ride"... "Hit me"... "Anymore for the come out"...
"Card"...
In contrast to the outside of this sedate, quiet
brownstone, we go inside to find...
INT. BROWNSTONE APARTMENT
... a miniature Las Vegas, complete with music, drinks,
tuxedoed dealers and croupiers: roulette, craps, Black
Jack. Wall to wall people. The fact that casino gambling
happens to be illegal in New York doesn't stop these
Connecticut slummers, hollow-cheek nightlifers, and junior
wiseguys from having a good time.
AT THE CARD TABLE
NICK CONKLIN, holding a dollar cigar, is trying to pull a
winning hand. In his late thirties, Nick has the sort of
quiet good looks that takes an extra glance to appreciate.
His Moe Ginsburg rent-a-tux is too tight, his ruffled
shirt, out of date; Nick could care less.
Two other players are still in the game. One of them is a
lithe DEBUTANTE surrounded by an entourage of giggling
friends and tuxedoed men. The pot is huge.
Nick flips two one hundred dollar chips onto the pot.
NICK
One, and one on top.
DEALER
House sees.
PLAYER ONE
(hesitates)
I'm out.
Disgusted, he throws down his cards.
It's down to Nick and the debutante. The cocky deb gives
Nick a long look, confident she can win.
DEBUTANTE
(her eyes still on
Nick)
I see the deuce, and one to chase
them home.
She throws her chips on the pot. Nick hesitates, then
decides to match it.
NICK
Call.
DEBUTANTE
(showing her hand)
Ladies, aces wired. Sorry sport.
Nick turns over his cards, Jacks and tens, not good enough
to win. Elated, the deb gets up from the table and joins
her giggling friends. Nick walks over to her.
NICK
Very nice, Barbie.
(pointing toward her
boyfriend)
Now, I'd take Ken over there and go
home.
DEBUTANTE
Why's that?
NICK
It's time. That's all.
BOYFRIEND
The lady wants to play. Someone
should teach you to be a better
loser, loser.
NICK
Listen, Ken --
BOYFRIEND
My name is not Ken --
NICK
-- I'm offering you the benefit of
my experience.
DEBUTANTE
Looks like you have a lot of
experience in places like this. It
was nice of them to relax the dress
code for you.
That draws a laugh from her friends. The entourage heads
for the bar.
CHARLIE SKLOARIS, twenty-three, steps in front of the
debutante, blocking her path.
She steps to the side. Charlie steps with her. Charlie's
pushing it, he's always pushing it. She's not amused.
Finally, Charlie lets her pass. He comes up to Nick.
CHARLIE
Typical New York woman, big
attitude, small apartment, no tits.
Only two things count to Charlie: his job and his women,
but not necessarily in that order.
CHARLIE
I think she got to you, pappy.
NICK
(checking his watch)
You want a popsicle, go to Good
Humor. And don't call me 'pappy.'
CHARLIE
(glancing at the
door)
Still, you gotta wonder how she'd
look in handcuffs.
Nick, wary, eyes this kid. Charlie shrugs, spreads his
arms defensively. The SOUND of pounding on the front
door.
THE DOOR
splinters. The bouncer steps back as four helmeted
emergency service officers -- the first members of the
raiding party -- rush in.
Pandemonium. People rush for the exit -- any exit.
AT THE BAR
Nick and Charlie hold up their glasses.
NICK
(calmly)
Alley oop.
They down their drinks, then set them down.
Charlie pulls out the Binaca, offering Nick a spritz, but
Nick is already pulling out his POLICE BADGE and hanging
it around his neck. Charlie quickly follows suit.
A HALF DOZEN COPS
line the patrons up against the wall. The Asst. D.A.,
PATTY ZACHARA, climbs onto the crap table. A petite,
nervous woman, Patty has dressed in a Channel suit for the
occasion.
ZACHARA
Settle down. Hey, quiet... Please.
Not a prayer.
NICK
SHUT THE HELL UP, GODDAMNIT!
That quiets them.
NICK
My name is Conklin. Let's do this
fast so I can go home.
Zachara, annoyed, looks at Nick.
NICK
(softer)
It's all yours.
ZACHARA
(reads)
Under section 216 of the New York
State Penal code, I serve notice
that this premise and it's
occupants...
NICK
catches the Debutante's eye across the room. She smiles
at him, he was right. He shrugs, spreads his hands.
That's life.
A well groomed middle aged man, who we'll come to know as
CAVELLO, suddenly bolts from the crowd lined up against
the wall.
Charlie spins around to stop him --
CHARLIE
Whoa -- where do you think you're
going, hotdog.
Cavello butts him with his head, sending Charlie to the
floor. Then, crosses his arms in front of his face and
plunges through the WINDOW.
Nick, not missing a beat, gives a small sigh as he
follows.
NICK
(sighs)
Fabulous...
He takes off after him.
EXT. STREET UPPER EAST SIDE - NIGHT
Nick, short of breath, chases Cavello down the residential
street, past the dog-walkers, past the doormen, past the
fur-coated women climbing out of taxies... Unfortunately,
Cavello has a good half block on him.
From nowhere, Charlie blasts past leaving Nick a half
block behind, silently cursing his age.
AT THE CORNER
a limo jerks to a halt, and Cavello jumps in. The limo
streaks away.
CHARLIE
turns to see Nick, hands on knees, gasping for air.
CUT TO:
INT. LOCKER ROOM - TWO EIGHT PRECINCT - NIGHT
Now in their street clothes, Charlie and Nick stand in
front of the mirrors. Charlie is working his brush and
hair dryer as if his life depended on it. Nick, in
contrast, shoves his hair back with his fingers and
glowers at himself in the mirror.
CHARLIE
(over the dryer)
... It's not like you were slow or
anything... I think you did just
fine. I think you did great.
NICK
Thanks.
Nick turns to leave.
CHARLIE
Hey, hey, where you goin'?
NICK
Home.
EXT. POLICE PARKING LOT - NIGHT
Nick strides out the door. Charlie hurries after him.
CHARLIE
Wait up. You know the guy who did
the Weismuller through the window --
NICK
-- Cavello. Ronnie Cavello.
Charlie trails Nick to his motorcycle: a Harley hog
complete with wide gleaming fenders and twin tanks. The
bike is held together with tape and baling wire.
CHARLIE
You know him?
Nick tries to kick-start this behemoth, but it's not easy.
NICK
He works for Frank Abolofia.
Atlantic City. Casinos.
CHARLIE
So why dive through the glass for a
nickel and dime bust?
Charlie puts his foot up on Nick's fender to tie his shoe.
Nick, spotting an ankle holster peeking from Charlie's
sock, grabs Charlie's foot. Charlie teeters.
NICK
What's this?
CHARLIE
Let go...
Nick pulls out a Beretta 32.
CHARLIE
Back-up.
NICK
Get rid of it.
CHARLIE
Why?
NICK
It's not regulation. And the only
way you're gonna stop anybody with
it is to show it to him, and while
he's laughing, you can shove it down
his throat.
CHARLIE
(looking at Nick's
bike)
I'll get rid of it when you get rid
of the egg-beater.
The Harley comes to life spitting a cloud of blue smoke.
Nick puts on his paint-flecked helmet, slides down some
ski goggles.
CHARLIE
Nick, let's go hunting. Bag
Cavello.
NICK
Charlie...
Nick pops the bike into gear.
NICK
... You still got shaving cream on
your ear.
Nick rolls out and disappears in a haze of blue smoke.
EXT. BELT PARKWAY - VERRAZANO BRIDGE - NIGHT
WE FIND Nick, a lonely, solitary figure bobbing in and out
of the lights and shadows. The SOUND of wind whips
through his helmet; cold air stings his cheeks... The tail
lights of Nick's bike disappear into the night.
EXT. SUBURBAN STREET - STATEN ISLAND - NIGHT
Civil service heaven. Nick hits the cut switch and glides
past the manicured lawns and well kept houses of this
development. A basketball net in every driveway, a Buick
or Chrysler in every garage.
One house sticks out. The lawn is brown, paint is peeling
off the garage door and newspapers are scattered on the
driveway. Nick glides once around the cul de sac looking
at the house. His house. It's as inviting as an open
grave. He shoots away.
INT. EL GRECO DINER - STATEN ISLAND - NIGHT
A hanger sized roadhouse, wall to wall red velvet.
Nick's the sole figure at the counter, coffee and the
Daily News in front of him. A NURSE walks in and sits
down a half dozen seats away. Nick look up.
NICK
Short shift?
CONNIE
Yeah... I came to save you. If
you're hopeless, I'll pull the plug.
CUT TO:
INT. CONNIE'S APARTMENT - BEDROOM - NIGHT
Nick and Connie are in bed. They're both looking up at
the ceiling. They've just made love.
CONNIE
It's getting too cold even for me,
Nick.
NICK
Connie...
CONNIE
All right, how's the new partner?
NICK
High spirits, desire, commitment.
CONNIE
You'll take care of that.
NICK
Give me a break, would you?
CONNIE
If you give me one.
Nick kisses her. The first suggestion of real affection.
The SOUND of someone KNOCKING on the door. Reluctantly,
they stop. Connie gets up and puts on her robe.
NICK
Are you expecting anyone?
CONNIE
I wasn't expecting you.
She disappears down the hallway. We HEAR the door open,
then telling someone to wait.
CONNIE
(poking her head in
the room)
Imagine a small, greasy Boy Scout.
CUT TO:
INT. CONNIE'S APARTMENT
Nick, wearing only his pants, is doing a slow burn.
Charlie is holding his hands up defensively.
CHARLIE
... I found the goombah... Cavello.
He's --
NICK
-- I should tear your head off.
CHARLIE
Whoa, I knew you were going to say
that. I absolutely anticipated
that, Nick. But I said to myself,
Charlie, Charlie, we can move up on
this, so go find Nicklaus... He'll
be pissed for a moment, but then
it'll dawn on him --
NICK
-- Hey, I got a better chance of
being hit by a bus then moving up.
Charlie looks away momentarily, letting it slide. He
knows he's on sensitive ground.
CHARLIE
... Look... they told me at the
Greek's you were here. I'm sorry, I
never imagined...
CHARLIE
(buddy buddy)
I like her. She's nice.
(lowering his voice)
For her age.
The bedroom door opens. Connie enters, dumps Nick's
clothes on the couch, tosses his gun on top of the pile.
Without a word, she goes back inside and slams the door
behind her.
Nick, pissed, slowly turns to face Charlie. Charlie
shrugs. Nick's got nothing better to do than go.
CUT TO:
INT. LIME HOUSE - CHINATOWN - NIGHT
The Lime House is a little piece of Italy in the heart of
Chinatown, and tonight, it's packed. Any selection on the
jukebox that isn't Frank Sinatra is Jerry Vale. Behind
the bar are two fat BROTHERS. One pours drinks, the other
dishes out Scungilli. It's three a.m. It's always three
a.m. at the Lime House.
AT THE BACK TABLE
Our man CAVELLO is unloading steaming Scungilli onto an
already heaping plate in front of an imperious looking
JAPANESE MAN. The Japanese Man, in his mid-fifties, wears
a gray suit, and not a strand of his jet black hair is out
of place.
A Japanese TRANSLATOR, doing his best to translate
Cavello's heavily accented English, sits between them.
AT THE BAR
Charlie is looking straight ahead, afraid Cavello might
peg him. Nick is at ease.
CHARLIE
What are they doing now?
NICK
Eating Scungilli, just like the last
time you asked.
CHARLIE
Who do you think the Jap is?
NICK
Maybe Cavello's buying a Subaru.
How would I know?
CHARLIE
I don't blame you for being sore.
It'll pass when we bag him.
Charlie, trying to relax, gestures toward his foot.
CHARLIE
Whatdaya think? 'Bostonians'.
Eighty-five bucks.
(lowering his voice)
Girls go for shoes. Second place
they look.
(off Nick's
reaction)
Hey, I read it in a magazine.
Nick's attention is drawn to a trio walking in the door.
NICK
(dead serious)
Charlie, don't do anything. Promise
me?
CHARLIE
What?
WHAT THEY SEE: TWO BODYGUARDS are making a quick sweep of
the bar. FRANK ABOLOFIA, s stocky man with silver grey
hair, sweeps in behind them. Abolofia has mitts like a
meat packer and a fifty dollar manicure. A heavyweight
Mafioso.
NICK
Frank Abolofia.
CHARLIE
The Wolf?
Abolofia walks to Cavello's table. All rise and shake
hands. The two hitters take seats at the bar. The two
brothers scramble to serve their distinguished guests.
NICK
(in a whisper)
Some party.
CHARLIE
Maybe we should do something?
NICK
Charlie, take your gum, stick it
under your ass and keep it warm.
Nick turns away, resumes his drink.
NICK'S POV IN THE MIRROR BEHIND THE BAR: two new Japanese
men step in the door. Early twenties, spiky hair, dark
Versace suits.
NUMBER ONE
wears tortoise shell shades. He coolly checks out the
room then nods to --
NUMBER TWO
who pulls a Spas 12, automatic shotgun from under his
coat, and spits out three rounds. A window shatters.
Everyone hits the floor.
NUMBER ONE
slowly walks toward Cavello's table.
NUMBER TWO
covers the floor. Abolofia's bodyguards show their empty
hands.
NICK AND CHARLIE
on the floor. They don't have the artillery for this guy
either.
AT THE TABLE
Our Japanese businessman knows these people. He eyes them
contemptuously.
Abolofia has put enough people in this situation to be
philosophical about it. He stops chewing. A tiny
hand motion to his bodyguards is enough to stop any
precipitous action.
NUMBER ONE
(in Japanese)
Give it to me.
The Japanese businessman looking straight ahead. A long,
silent pause... Then, still not facing him:
BUSINESSMAN
(in Japanese)
Go to hell.
Number One slips his fingers beneath his shades, massaging
his eyes. IN A FLASH, he pulls a shuto from under his
coat. The 18 inch blade gleams like a neon tube.
He presses the tip of the blade against the businessman's
throat.
CHARLIE
his hand close around the grip of the Beretta. He unsnaps
the ankle holster. The SNAP can be heard across the room.
Nick's hand closes around Charlie's and squeezes till the
knuckles turn white.
CHARLIE
(in a whisper)
What are you doing?
NICK
Saving your life.
NUMBER TWO
levels the scattergun at Nick and Charlie.
AT THE TABLE - NUMBER ONE
calmly holds the blade at the man's throat as he reaches
into the man's jacket and removes a small, rectangular,
plastic-wrapped parcel.
He feels its weight, then flips it to NUMBER TWO.
Abolofia, realizing that whatever is going on doesn't
affect him or his, resumes eating.
ABOLOFIA
You people are wild... Wild.
NUMBER ONE backs the blade off. The man raises his napkin
to the small wound. A droplet of blood has stained his
shirt collar. NUMBER ONE turns around as if to leave.
What happens next could be a whim, an after thought.
Number One spins around and THRUSTS the blade deep into
the man's chest. He withdraws it with a half twist, and
in the same motion fatally slashes the translator's throat
before the old man's body hits the floor.
Blood pours from the businessman's mouth onto his
Scungilli, spreading across the white cloth and onto the
floor.
CAVELLO
reaches for a gun under his coat. But NUMBER TWO pumps
two rounds into his face. At this range, there's not much
left.
The killers slowly back out the door, covering the room
with the scattergun. The minute the door shuts, Nick
leaps up, pulling his shield and revolver.
NICK
(shouting)
Police officers. Everybody stay
put.
(to Charlie)
Get back up.
Abolofia's eyebrows rise at this development.
Nick bolts out the door leaving Charlie in charge. He's
never been in charge before.
CHARLIE
(nervously showing
shield)
Police.
EXT. THE LIME HOUSE - NIGHT
A Lincoln tears around the corner to pick the killers up.
Nick flies out the Lime House door and hits the ground.
Number Two pumps out shells as fast as he can squeeze the
trigger. He's wild. The front windows of the Lime House
shatter.
The LIMO DRIVER jerks to a halt. Number Two tosses the
package to him.
Nick empties his revolver. Number Two goes down.
The driver floors the accelerator, leaving Number One to
take off on foot. Nick follows, reloading as he runs.
INT. THE LIME HOUSE
Everyone's frozen on the floor.
CHARLIE
Call 911. Tell them an officer
needs assistance. Say ten thirteen.
Nothing from the owner who looks at Abolofia. Charlie
grabs the owner by his collar and shoves him toward the
phone.
CHARLIE
Do it, you dumb bastard!
Suddenly Charlie feels something wet at his feet. He
looks down to see that he's standing in a pool of blood
from the massacre. So much for his new shoes.
He wheels around, then quickly backs out the door.
EXT. STREET - DOWN THE BLOCK FROM THE LIME HOUSE
Deserted. The wail of police sirens in the distance.
Charlie has his gun out. He's drenched in sweat. Where
is his partner?
CHARLIE
NICK...! Shit... SHIT!!
CUT TO:
ANOTHER STREET - ALLEY - NIGHT
Nick, gun drawn, slowly rounds the corner to the alley:
it's the ad hoc drugstore for the night. Drugs going up
and down in pails, two dozen junkies buying, shooting,
slumped on the ground. Everyone scatters -- the one's
that can.
AN ABANDONED PAIL
swings slowly back and forth from three stories up. Nick
cautiously moves down the alley, holding the gun in both
hands. A Junkie steps out of a doorway, Nick swings his
gun and nearly blows him away.
NUMBER ONE
We see his eyes first as he steps out of the darkness at
the back of the alley. From now on we'll call him KOBO.
His sunglasses are on his forehead; his hands dropped
casually at his side. A very cool character.
Kobo slowly raises his hand, and making a gun with his
finger, slowly points and "shoots" at Nick... He lowers
his hand.
NICK
On the ground, man. NOW!!
Kobo cups his hands around his ear. He doesn't understand
English. Nick, keeping his gun fixed, comes up to him and
kicks out his legs.
Kobo falls flat on his chest.
Nick pulls out his cuffs. But Kobo lunges for Nick's
ankle and yanks it toward him. Nick stumbles backward;
Kobo's on his feet. Before Nick can stand, Kobo lands a
brutal kick to the side of Nick's head.
Nick gets up, barrels into him. Kobo knees Nick in the
solar plexus, then lands two more well placed kicks in
Nick's back. It's not that Nick's a bad fighter, it's
that this kid is so damn fast.
Nick slowly gets to his feet. KOBO lands two more brutal
shots to the side of Nick's head. He's a bloody mess.
TWO POLICE CARS
stop at the end of the alley. FOUR OFFICERS climb out.
CHARLIE
joins the cops as they run down the alley to find Nick
getting pummeled.
Charlie shoots at Kobo. Misses. Kobo turns to see the
five cops, guns drawn.
Nick, on one knee, spits out blood and a few teeth.
Kobo calmly slips the shuto out of his coat pocket and
drops it next to Nick. The blade gleams in the light.
That was next. Nick got lucky.
Kobo towers imperiously above Nick. Their eyes lock. We
hold then...
FADE TO BLACK.
FADE IN:
NICK'S LIVING ROOM - STATEN ISLAND - MORNING
There isn't a stick of furniture, but that's not the half
of it. In the middle of the room is a motorcycle on a
centerstand. A drop cloth is spread around it, tools
neatly aligned. It's a Harley -- but this one is in
perfect condition.
A phone RINGS insistently from off screen, then stops.
NICK (O.S.)
Yeah... sure, sure I'll be down.
Nick walks in, naked. Every muscle aches. One side of
his face is completely swollen. He has a band-aid over
his right eye; some blood caked on his earlobe. He stops
to twist a spark plug in with a ratchet, but it snaps.
CUT TO:
INT. EIGHT - THREE PRECINCT - DAY
CAPT. OLIVER, early forties, walks between Charlie and
Nick as they head toward the Medical Examiner's room.
Oliver doesn't face Nick as he speaks; no love lost
between these two.
OLIVER
How big a package we talking about?
NICK
(holding up his
hands)
This by this...
OLIVER
Dope?
NICK
Not in that company.
OLIVER
The old man was a Japanese paper
manufacturer. Hotel room and rental
car were full of it.
CHARLIE
Full of what?
OLIVER
(annoyed)
Art and stationary paper. Cavello
had five hundred thousand in his
attache case.
Nick rubs the back of his neck in obvious pain.
OLIVER
One guy do all the damage?
NICK
Yeah.
OLIVER
Thought you knew your way around
dark alleys, detective.
Oliver goes through the swinging doors into the Examiner's
room. Charlie shoots Nick a look. Nick let's it slide.
INT. MEDICAL EXAMINATION ROOM
A TECHIE is showing the night's harvest to Charlie, Nick
and Oliver. They're standing over the body of the middle-
aged Japanese man.
TECHIE
... The old man's suit was Japanese.
The hitter's was Saville row. No
I.D. We're doing a peel now.
AT ANOTHER TABLE
Another techie is carefully removing the skin from Number
Two's fingertips.
Charlie shuts his eyes and turns away, trying not to throw
up.
TECHIE
There's something you got to see.
He whips back the sheet, the body is nude. A towel covers
the genitals. Except for the feet, hands, neck, and face,
the body is covered with elaborate tattoos: flowers and
blood, dragons and snakes.
TECHIE
What's wrong with this picture?
CHARLIE
(nervously)
I got a tattoo. Birdie on the ball.
We all got them when we finished
basic at Camp Lejune.
NICK
Charlie.
TECHIE
I thought you guys were trained
observers?
They look up surprised. The techie picks up a hand. The
third and forth fingers have been neatly amputated.
TECHIE
Eight fingers.
(ironically)
Hey, it was a trick question.
CUT TO:
INT. INTERROGATION ROOM
ABOLOFIA is seated in chair next to his LAWYER. Nick,
Oliver, and a third detective are grilling him.
ABOLOFIA
He was with a friend, sure. I shake
hands with the guy and a minute
later he's bleeding all over my
socks.
ATTORNEY
Will that do officers? My client
has had a terrible shock.
NICK
Yeah, he's not used to seeing other
people do the killing.
ATTORNEY
I won't tolerate harassment!
OLIVER
What about the package?
ATTORNEY
We know nothing about it.
Silence. Abolofia looks at Nick, then at Oliver.
ABOLOFIA
Hard to believe a trained police
officer could let this kind of thing
happen right in front of his face.
NICK
I did make a mistake. I let the
wrong guy get hit.
Abolofia doesn't blink an eye, goes for the jugular.
ABOLOFIA
Cheer up, Nick. I'm sure it's
easier to pick a dead man's pocket.
Nick springs from his feet. Oliver grabs Nick before he
can get close to Abolofia.
ATTORNEY
That's it, we're through!
CUT TO:
KOBO
the Japanese killer who smashed in Nick's face last night.
He's sitting in an interrogation room an hour later with a
DETECTIVE and a JAPANESE TRANSLATOR. He won't talk.
OBSERVATION ROOM
Nick and Oliver watching through the glass.
OLIVER
Doesn't speak a word of English.
And he won't speak Japanese either.
No papers. The Japanese embassy is
very interested.
NICK
Why?
OLIVER
He's wanted in Japan. They want him
first. Then we can have him.
NICK
What?
Oliver nods. That's the way it is.
ON KOBO
he turns and looks at Nick. He can't possibly see him
through the one way glass but he knows Nick's there.
ON NICK
looking at him.
ON KOBO
making a cutting mark across his forehead, right where
Nick's bandage is. It's uncanny.
CUT TO:
INT. OLIVER'S OFFICE - LATER
Nick is sitting in front of Oliver's desk. The sunlight
makes him wince; wincing makes his face hurt.
OLIVER
Japanese embassy talks to state
department. State talks to police
plaza. They to me and me to you.
Shit rolls down hill.
Oliver drops a file folder on the desk. Nick opens it:
petty cash, vouchers and plane tickets.
OLIVER
You and Charlie are taking the Jap
home, tonight.
NICK
What...? What if I say no?
OLIVER
Check your gun before you leave.
They're not allowed in Japan. It's
a nice, safe country.
NICK
Why me?
OLIVER
They said send a detective if I
could spare one.
(then)
I can always spare you.
Nick bridles at the insult. Oliver's had a hard-on for
Nick for years, and Nick's tired of it.
NICK
(soft)
You got something to say to me,
Captain?
Oliver doesn't want to get into it.
OLIVER
Yeah. Have a wonderful flight.
CUT TO:
THE ORANGE SUN
on the tail of a Japan Airlines 747. A driving rain
storm. The plane taxies down the runway and disappears
into the black rain.
INT. AIRLINER
Kobo, handcuffed and shackled, is in the center seat.
Nick and Charlie sit on either side. Charlie is holding
"Bachelors Japan" in one hand. Nick's in a sour mood.
CHARLIE
... Nick, you're the one that's
always saying you never go anywhere.
NICK
I was thinking the Poconos, Charlie.
Maybe Vegas.
CHARLIE
What are you missing? Riding your
motorcycle to the nurse's house.
That shit is sadder than Ethiopia.
NICK
Beats forty hours on a plane.
CHARLIE
They say we got to turn around and
come right back. That's what they
say. I got a plan.
The last thing Nick wants to hear -- too late.
CHARLIE
I call, right? I say I got the
dreaded thirty six-hour Asian shits
from some raw clam and we stretch it
into three days. You and I become a
driving force on the local Geisha
scene.
NICK
Not a prayer.
CHARLIE
(grinning)
Hey, come on, big guy like you, cop
from New York. You're gonna be the
biggest thing to hit town since
Godzilla.
Nick can't help but smile at this kid. Charlie looks down
at the guide book.
CHARLIE
Says here, it's very impolite to
touch someone while you're talking
to them...
(nudges Kobo)
Guess that means you can't talk and
screw at the same time, huh, hotdog?
What's the matter, no -- speaky-the-
language? Understand this: You
will never ever fuck with my partner
again.
Nothing from Kobo who is looking straight ahead. He
doesn't understand.
NICK
Shut-up, Charlie.
A beat, then Charlie reads a Japanese phrase from the
book. A slight facial response from Kobo. Charlie tries
it again. This time Kobo laughs openly.
NICK
What'd you say?
CHARLIE
Where is the subway station, please.
Kobo keeps laughing; it's obviously not what Charlie said.
NICK
Get a new book.
CUT TO:
INT. AIRLINER - LATER
The cabin is now darkened. Kobo and Nick are asleep. Not
Charlie, he's still at his book, and listening to U2 on
his Walkman. Nick rolls over and opens his eyes to see
Charlie watching him. He shuts them hoping to avoid talk.
Too late.
CHARLIE
Nick... You up?
NICK
No.
Charlie removes his headphones.
CHARLIE
Nick, have I been a good partner?
NICK
Number five with a bullet.
Nick shuts his eyes.
CHARLIE
I just want you to know... I mean
anybody who says you ever took has
got to deal with me.
NICK
Go to sleep, Charlie.
CHARLIE
You didn't take, did you...? You
hear things.
Nick opens his eyes.
NICK
I worked the three nine in Queens,
Charlie.
CHARLIE
(surprised)
I didn't know.
NICK
The lieutenant was on the pad along
with the rest of the squad. I was
new, didn't know shit. When the
feathers flew, I got called in front
of the special prosecutor. It's on
the top of my personnel file. They
think I'm dirty or I cut a deal.
Doesn't leave you with a lot of
friends either way.
Nick shuts his eyes.
NICK
I might as well have done something.
I've been paying for it every
goddamn day since I got
transferred...
HOLD on Nick then...
CUT TO:
INT. NARITA AIRPORT - JAPAN - DAY
Nick and Charlie, with Kobo between them, are a strange
sight in a sea of Japanese faces. Kobo's hands are cuffed
behind his back. Nick also has Kobo cuffed to his wrist.
The cops are rumpled, exhausted, showing two days of
stubble. Kobo looks sharp and wide awake.
A pair of attractive teenage girls walks past them.
CHARLIE
Whoa. Nick, we're in paradise.
A PAIR
of white gloved hands belonging to a Tokyo police officer
holds up a small, hand letter sign that says:
CONKLIN/SKLOARIS. The man holding the sign is NAGASHIMA.
Two other police officers in spotless tan uniforms stand
at his side.
Nick, holding Kobo by his arm, steps up to the police and
show his I.D. Nagashima bows.
NAGASHIMA
Officers Conklin and -- and...
(he can't say
Charlie's name)
... gentlemen, welcome. I am
assistant inspector Nagashima.
They show their I.D.
NICK
You going to take this crap off our
hands?
NAGASHIMA
(confused)
Crap...? Oh, the prisoner. Yes.
He barks some orders to the officers who immediately take
Kobo by the arms and put cuffs on him. Nick unfastens
his cuff when they're through.
In contrast to Nagashima's gentility, the cops are rough
with the prisoner.
CHARLIE
(extends his hand)
Charlie. Kon-ich-iwa.
Nagashima shakes his hand. Bows. Charlie bows back.
Nick wouldn't bow if his life depended on it. Nagashima
hands Nick an official looking document.
NAGASHIMA
If you will please give this to the
customs inspector he will expidate
-- expedite you. We have a car and
a driver outside.
NICK
Right.
CHARLIE
(bows)
Arigato.
Nick grabs Charlie by the arm and starts for the customs
line.
NICK
Givin' you a book is like givin' a
baby a gun.
CHARLIE
Hey, when in Rome --
NICK
In Rome, I'll bow.
CUT TO:
INT. CUSTOMS BOOTH - DAY
NICK and CHARLIE make their way through the crowd toward
the head of a long line. They dump their bags on the
counter. The INSPECTOR, furious that they have taken cuts
in line, barks at them in Japanese.
NICK
Inspector Nagashima told me to give
you this.
He hands the Inspector the official looking document. The
Inspector scans the paper. Hands it back to them.
INSPECTOR
(broken English)
You must get in line behind the
rest.
NICK
We're cops. Pol-ice-men.
The Inspector signals a nearby POLICEMAN. The Inspector
says something in Japanese. Hands the policeman the
document. The policeman shakes his head, amused, points
to the end of the line.
NICK
Fellas, get serious.
From off screen someone CALLS OUT:
MAN (O.S.)
Nick!
Nick and Charlie turn to see KOBO, their prisoner,
standing on the other side of the thick plastic divider.
The handcuffs are off. The three alleged 'policemen' are
heading out the door behind him. It was a set-up: Nick
and Charlie have been had.
KOBO
(perfect English)
Thanks for the ride, detective.
He slowly backs away from the glass as if he had all the
time in the world, finally disappearing in the crowd.
CUT TO:
NICK AND CHARLIE
trying to shove past the customs inspectors who are
wrestling them aside.
NICK
Cops! He's our prisoner!
Two more policemen arrive. Nick and Charlie are thrown up
against the wall. Out come the cuffs. SNAP!
NICK
What's going on? We're the good
guys!
CUT TO:
INT. TOKYO POLICE HEADQUARTERS - DAY
Fifty identical desks. Fifty identical phones. Fifty
identically dressed men in white shirts and ties working
under the fluorescent lights of this large open room.
We GLIDE PAST the rows of desk to find INSPECTOR OHASHI,
mid forties, sitting behind a perfectly arranged desk.
Ohashi prides himself on order.
Nick and Charlie are standing in front of him.
NICK
Get me something like an Identi-Kit
and I'll give you a description.
Ohashi remains poker faced. He continues to arrange
papers and apply his hanko (personal seal) to the bottom
of a stack of official papers.
CHARLIE
There must be some witnesses from
the airport?
Still nothing from the good inspector.
NICK
What is it, tea time?
Still nothing from Ohashi. Finally:
OHASHI
(quiet rage)
You lost a man we wanted for some
time. It was very incompetent on
your part, officer.
NICK
Incompetent is letting people waltz
through a secure area wearing your
uniforms, carrying official
documents.
Ohashi bows slightly, we're not sure why.
NICK
I want a gun.
OHASHI
It is not allowed.
NICK
We're police officers.
OHASHI
You're foreigners.
NICK
Work with me. I want your best
detective.
Pause. Ohashi returns to his papers. Nick can't believe
it.
NICK
Hey, inspector, I don't intend to
take the rap for this.
OHASHI
(not looking up)
Do you know what this is?
Ohashi holds up the document that was handed to Nick at
the airport.
OHASHI
It's a laundry list. Go home,
detective.
Nick studies him for a beat, then turns away. To Charlie:
NICK
Let's go.
CHARLIE
Nick, we can't just --
NICK
I said let's go, Charlie.
Reluctantly they head towards the door, passing long rows
of bureaucrats, telephones ringing off the hook. Nick
stops at the door, spots a fuse box nearby. He glances
back to make sure no one is looking.
Nick pulls out his handcuffs. Charlie can't figure out
what the hell he's doing. Nick attaches one cuff to the
main lever then yanks it down.
The lights go out. The fan's stop; so do the typewriters;
so does the air conditioning. Dead silence.
Nick attaches the other cuff to a pipe, snaps it shut.
Now it's impossible to left the main lever.
From the far end of the room:
OHASHI
What are you doing?!
Nick drops the key down the water fountain drain.
NICK
Your best detective, Ohashi.
CUT TO:
EXT. POLICE STATION - DAY
Nick and Charlie cross the street. Charlie's trying to
read the name from the piece of paper Ohashi has given
them.
CHARLIE
... Detective Ich-iro Matsu-moto.
Hey, we're getting Mr. Moto on our
side.
NICK
Let's grab some food.
CHARLIE
First decent idea you've had.
Charlie pulls out his 'Footloose in Tokyo" book, flips
through the pages.
CHARLIE
Food... Food, here we go. Tokyo
offers a wide variety of food. It's
best to sample the local
specialties, including sashaimi,
soba, and world renown Kobe beef...
Nick goes into a restaurant. Charlie drops the book,
disgusted with Nick's choice. Charlie reluctantly follows
him in. REVEAL it's a Shakey's Pizza restaurant.
CUT TO:
EXT. HOUSING PROJECT - SHIN OKUBO - DAY
Rows of post-modern buildings of odd shaped windows and
brightly painted concrete walls. Nick and Charlie are
searching for the Japanese cop's building. They can't
speak the language; they can't read the signs; and half
the buildings don't have numbers. It's a nightmare.
CHARLIE
This should be it...
NICK
You said that in the last two
places.
Charlie holds out the paper to a passing man.
CHARLIE
Kore? Doku? Kore doku?
The man gestures toward the building Charlie was pointing
to.
NICK
Okay, you were right.
Charlie grins, satisfied.
INT. HOUSING DEVELOPMENT - CORRIDOR - DAY
The boys are knocking on a door. Nick turns the handle.
It's unlocked.
THE APARTMENT
A four tatami room. An unholy mess: Food packages, beer
bottles, stacks of papers and file folders. Framed
pictures of long dead relatives hang on the wall.
CHARLIE
This the right place?
NICK
I hope not.
A WOMAN now appears at the door. Middle aged, wizened
face, in a full traditional Kimono.
CHARLIE
Konichiwa. Ichiro Matsumoto?
The woman babbles bird-like in rapid Japanese. She bows.
They're in the right place.
CUT TO:
EXT. SIDE STREET - MINIMAI MURAMATSU - NIGHT
The jammed streets are barely wide enough to get a
motorcycle down. It's a bad neighborhood, one of the
poorest in Tokyo.
We spot the small kimono clad WOMAN, clip-clopping on
wooden geta, leading Nick and Charlie through this
labyrinth.
CHARLIE
(looking around)
Getting very weird.
NICK
I'd feel better if we had some heat.
CHARLIE
Maybe we should bail?
Seeing they've stopped, the woman gestures for them to
hurry up, then disappears around the corner.
NICK
(looking at the maze
of streets)
Think we could find our way back?
CUT TO:
A GARISH PINK SIGN - PINK SARON BAR
A poor man's idea of a bar. The woman points inside,
chirps away in Japanese, bows, then hurries off leaving
Nick and Charlie on their own.
INSIDE PINK SARON
Nick and Charlie disappear into darkness as the woven
flaps shut behind them. A vintage wurlitzer juke box
glows across the room. An Enka plays. (Haunting Japanese
blues.)
MAN'S VOICE (FROM THE DARKNESS)
Big shots from New York. I like
your style!
ICHIRO MATSUMOTO steps into a pool of light just inches
from them. He is a short overweight man looking every
minute of his fifty-five years. His white short sleeve
shirt is too tight; his narrow tie spotted in the middle;
his collar soaked in sweat. He's not drunk yet, but he's
been at it a while. Call him Ich.
ICH
(bowing)
Detective Ichiro Matsumoto. I'm the
man you're looking for.
This is Ohashi's best man? Well, at least he speaks
English.
ICH
The man you are looking for, Kobo,
was a member of the Samaguchi-gummi.
A Yakuza.
Ich nods, offers them what's left of his Sapphoro beer.
They shake their heads. Ich finishes it.
NICK
Where do we start looking for this
guy?
ICH
Where would you look for the mafia?
CHARLIE
The back room at Lombardi's after
the Columbus Day Parade. Under the
bed. In the mayor's office.
Everywhere.
Ich heads for the door without saying a word.
NICK
Where're you going, Ichiro?
ICH
(stops, faces them)
The mayor's office, under the bed,
the back room at Lombardi's.
(tucking in his
shirt tail)
And call me Ich.
CUT TO:
INT. ICHIBANKAN BAR BUILDING - KABUKI CHO - NIGHT
Imagine an ultra modern indoor shopping mall, except there
aren't any stores. The only product sold here is
pleasure: Bars, hostess clubs, Turkish baths. A post-
modern red light district with music piped in and
automated doormen.
INT. LAS VEGAS WELCOME CLUB
Hip, younger Japanese are wedged together at the long
chrome bar. The GUYS sport leather jackets and Raybans.
The GIRLS are decked out in fifties American party dresses
and short cropped hair. Jerry Lee Lewis wails in the
background.
Nick, Ich and Charlie are at one end of the long bar. Ich
is drinking them both under the table.
ICH
(singing)
"Goodness, gracious, great balls of
fire."
(raising glass for
toast)
To the killer. Jerry Lee Lewis.
NICK
(checking his watch)
Jerry Lee Lewis, Elvis, Dinky Doo
And The Don't's. Let's book,
Charlie. If he starts on Motown,
we'll be here all night.
ICH
No, this is the place for the young
Yakuza.
NICK
That's what you said in the last
three piss pots.
Ich sets down his drink, pours more sake for Nick and
Charlie then for himself. He's having a great time.
ICH
I love you people. The music, the
clothes, the movies... Japanese
respect only what is Japanese.
Nick glances at Charlie.
NICK
It's incredible. Hit him or
something.
CHARLIE
I don't think he'd feel it.
ICH
(beginning to slur
his words)
Americans change everything. When I
was young the city was wood and
paper... I was ten when the bombers
came. I lived underground for three
days. When I came up, the city was
gone... A ball of fire.
Nick gets to his feet. Ich grabs him by the arm, stopping
him.
ICH
It began to rain, Nick. You know
what color the rain was?
Ich doesn't give him a chance to answer.
ICH
Black... It was black from the ash.
Very impressive. You Americans, you
could make black rain.
Ich polishes off his drink. An awkward silence. Charlie,
wanting to lighten the mood --
CHARLIE
(leaning close)
Say Ich, between friends, where can
I grab some squish around here?
Nick sighs, digs in his pocket for some yen for the bill.
ICH
Squid?
CHARLIE
Pussy, ass, soft personnel.
Ich looks up to see a picturesque, blood-haired American
WOMEN in a tight silk blouse and skirt. She works here
and has obviously heard Charlie.
ICH
Ah, Joyce...
(in Japanese)
How are you tonight?
JOYCE
(in Japanese)
Hello, Ich. Johnny Walker?
Ich nods. Joyce's Japanese is impeccable. She's a part-
time bartender, translator, model. One of Japan's western
wanderers. She's sliding past thirty, but only her weary
eyes give it away. She is about to pour Ich another
drink.
NICK
Don't give him any more.
JOYCE
He gets as much as he wants.
Charlie extends his hand to Joyce. She ignores it.
CHARLIE
Hello hello, Charlie Skloaris. New
York City.
She refills Ich's glass.
CHARLIE
My partner and I are cops.
(lowering his voice)
We're on a very big assignment here.
(nothing from Joyce)
When do you get off?
JOYCE
Right when you're being tucked into
bed.
Cold.
ICH
You should be nicer to my American
friends, Joyce.
JOYCE
They wouldn't appreciate it, Ich.
Trust me.
She says something in Japanese to Ich as she eyes the
cops. Then, she walks off.
ICH
Joyce can be nice.
CHARLIE
(brightening)
What'd she say?
ICH
(big smile)
That I should let you pay for the
drinks.
(raising his glass)
Kampai.
CUT TO:
EXT. ICHIBANKAN BAR BUILDING - NIGHT
Charlie and Nick are trying to help a besotted Ich find a
taxi, but no one will take him. Ich is shouting half
English, half Japanese phrases.
ICH
... We got to keep looking. Track
him down! Great balls of fire!
NICK
(frustrated, to a
cabbie)
What's the problem here?
The cabbie ignores them.
WOMAN (O.S.)
You don't speak the language. I'll
drop him off.
They turn to see Joyce standing behind them.
ICH
Ah, Joyce...
The rest is slurred Japanese. Joyce speaks to a cabbie in
Japanese. The rear door swings open. She helps Ich in.
Joyce climbs in.
ICH
(out the window)
See you tomorrow!
The taxi pulls away. Nick and Charlie watch it go.
NICK
Not a prayer.
CUT TO:
EXT. STREET - FOUR A.M.
An early morning wind jostles the red paper lantern and
plucks at the tails of dragon-like banners hanging outside
the shops. Nick and Charlie are walking down this narrow
sidestreet on the way back to their hotel.
CHARLIE
... He's a sorry old guy, but I like
him.
NICK
He couldn't find his ass with both
hands.
A brand new Kawasaki 1000 motorcycle with windshield and
full farings gleams under a street light.
CHARLIE
Now that's the kind of motorcycle I
want to see you on.
NICK
(muttering)
Sure, a rice burning crotch
rocket...
CHARLIE
Nick, how we gonna bag this guy
without any help? Maybe I should
work on that girl Joyce, she speaks
the language.
Nick glances over at his partner, smiles. But before he
can respond --
The DULL ROAR of a half dozen motorcycles in the distance
breaks the pre-dawn stillness.
TWENTY BOSOZOKU (BIKERS)
on their multi-cylinder high tech street bombers, creep
around the corner and slowly ride toward Nick and Charlie.
We get a better look at them: turbo punk Elvis-samurai
hybrids -- some wearing a slipper under their headbands,
courtesy of their girlfriends; some in leopard skin pants.
And tattoos...
They head straight for Nick and Charlie, then, at the last
moment, split and float away IN SLOW MOTION, as if the
cops didn't exist.
Suddenly, the street is empty again. Silent except for
the SOUND of the wind beating against paper lanterns,
rustling the wind chimes...
Hold on Nick and Charlie standing in the middle of the
street, realizing just how far away from home they are.
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. HOTEL - THE NEXT MORNING
A rocket shaped building: a mixture of Dutch Gable and
Japanese Minka roof. The mid-day sun beats down on a
particular room.
INT. HOTEL ROOM
Nick and Charlie are sacked out. They never bothered to
pull the curtains. THE SOUND OF KNOCKING at the door.
ICH (O.S.)
Nick!
NICK
Give us a break...
ICH (O.S.)
It's Ichiro. Ich.
NICK
Leave the rice cake outside and go
home!
But Ich persists.
AT THE DOOR
As Nick opens up. Ich bows. He's now clean shaven and
has put on a clean shirt.
ICH
There's been a murder. Yakuza. You
should come.
CUT TO:
INT. PRINTING PLANT - DAY
The murder scene. NO SOUND.
A SERIES OF SHOTS:
A BODY FROM THE WAIST DOWN in the claws of six foot
working robotic. The tattooed covered legs swing back and
forth like a pendulum.
THE TORSO is wedged in between two enormous printing
rollers.
THE HEAD is resting in the middle of a conveyer belt.
It's been drenched in black printer's ink which has begun
to congeal.
WE SLOWLY TRACK PAST Ich, Charlie, and Nick, watching.
Charlie has the dry heaves.
REAL SOUND as we reveal the full crime scene. Instead of
the usual cigar smoke, camera flashes and radio chatter,
there is order a