BARRY LYNDON
A Screenplay by Stanley Kubrick
Based on the novel by William Makepeace Thackeray
FADE IN:
EXT. PARK - DAY
Brief shot of duel.
RODERICK (V.O.)
My father, who was well-known to the
best circles in this kingdom under
the name of roaring Harry James, was
killed in a duel, when I was fifteen
years old.
EXT. GARDEN - DAY
Mrs. James, talking with a suitor; Roderick, at a
distance.
RODERICK (V.O.)
My mother, after her husband's
death, and her retirement, lived in
such a way as to defy slander. She
refused all offers of marriage,
declaring that she lived now for her
son only, and for the memory of her
departed saint.
EXT. STREET - DAY
Mother and son walking together.
RODERICK (V.O.)
My mother was the most beautiful
women of her day. But if she was
proud of her beauty, to do her
justice, she was still more proud of
her son, and has said a thousand
times to me that I was the
handsomest fellow in the world.
EXT. CHURCH - DAY
Mother and son entering church.
RODERICK (V.O.)
The good soul's pleasure was to
dress me; and on Sundays and
Holidays, I turned out in a velvet
coat with a silver-hilted sword by
my side, and a gold garter at my
knee as fine as any lord in the
land. As we walked to church on
Sundays, even the most envious souls
would allow that there was not a
prettier pair in the kingdom.
EXT. FIELD - DAY
A picnic. The Dugan family. Roderick.
RODERICK (V.O.)
My uncle's family consisted of ten
children, and one of them was the
cause of all my early troubles; this
was the belle of the family, my
cousin, Miss Dorothy Dugan, by name.
EXT. DUGAN MANOR HOUSE - DAY
A sprawling run-down Irish manor house with large garden,
stables, barn and farm.
Idealized images of Dorothy.
RODERICK (V.O.)
Ah! That first affair, how well one
remembers it! What a noble
discovery it is that the boy makes
when he finds himself actually and
truly in love with some one! A lady
who is skilled in dancing or singing
never can perfect herself without a
deal of study in private. So it is
with the dear creatures who are
skilled in coquetting. Dorothy, for
instance, was always practicing, and
she would take poor me to rehearse
her accomplishments upon...
Dorothy talking with the exciseman.
RODERICK (V.O.)
... or the exciseman, when he came
his rounds.
Dorothy talking to the steward.
RODERICK (V.O.)
... or the steward.
Dorothy sitting under a tree with the curate, reading a
book.
RODERICK (V.O.)
... or the poor curate.
Dorothy talking to the apothecary's lad.
RODERICK (V.O.)
... or the young apothecary's lad
from Dugan's Town whom I recollect
beating once for that very reason.
Roderick, fighting with apothecary's lad.
RODERICK (V.O.)
The torments of jealousy she made me
endure were horrible.
EXT. FIELD - DAY
Dorothy, like a greyhound released from days of
confinement, and given the freedom of the fields at last,
runs at top-speed, left and right, back and forth,
returning every moment to Roderick.
She runs and runs until she is out of breath, and then
laughs at the astonishment which keeps Roderick motionless
and staring at her.
After catching her breath, and wiping her forehead, she
challenges Roderick to a race.
RODERICK
I accept, but I insist on a wager.
The loser must do whatever the
winner pleases.
DOROTHY
Agreed.
RODERICK
Do you see the gate at the end of
the field? The first to touch it
will be the winner.
They line up together and start on a count of three.
Dorothy uses all her strength, but Roderick holds back,
and Dorothy touches the gate five or six paces ahead of
him.
RODERICK (V.O.)
I was certain to win, but I meant to
lose to see what she would order me
to do.
Dorothy catches her breath, thinking of the penalty. Then
she goes behind the trees and, a few second later, comes
out and says:
DOROTHY
Your penalty is to find a cherry-
colored ribbon which I have hidden
somewhere on my person. You are
free to look for it anywhere you
will, and I will think very little
of you if you do not find it.
They sit down on the grass. Roderick searches her
pockets, the fold of her short bodice and her skirt, then
her shoes; then he turns up her skirt, slowly and
circumspectly, as high as her garters, which she wears
upon the knee. He unfastens them and finds nothing; he
draws down her skirt and gropes under her armpits. The
tickling makes her laugh.
RODERICK
I feel the ribbon.
DOROTHY
Then you must get it.
Roderick has to unlace her bodice and touch her pretty
breasts, over which his hand must pass to reach it.
DOROTHY
Why are you shaking?
RODERICK
With pleasure at finding the ribbon.
EXT. FIELD - DAY
Military review. One hundred English troops, a few
mounted officers, a small military band, fifty local
people.
The Dugan family, Roderick and his mother, Captains Best
and Grogan.
Roderick admires the troops in their splendid uniforms.
RODERICK (V.O.)
About this time, the United Kingdom
was in a state of great excitement
from the threat generally credited
of a French invasion. The noblemen
and people of condition in that and
all other parts of the kingdom
showed their loyalty by raising
regiments of horse and foot to
resist the invaders. How I envied
them. The whole country was alive
with war's alarums; the three
kingdoms ringing with military
music, while poor I was obliged to
stay at home in my fustian jacket
and sigh for fame in secret.
INT. BALLROOM AT FENCIBLES - NIGHT
Dorothy and Roderick entering.
RODERICK (V.O.)
Once, the officers of the Kilwangen
regiment gave a grand ball to which
Dorothy persuaded my to take her.
Several cuts depicting the evening.
Dorothy ignores Roderick; dances, chats, laughs, drinks
punch, and finally, strolls outside with Captain Best.
Roderick makes a half-hearted try at dancing with Miss
Clancy.
RODERICK (V.O.)
I have endured torments in my life,
but none like that. Some of the
prettiest girls there offered to
console me, for I was the best
dancer in the room, but I was too
wretched, and so remained alone all
night in a state of agony. I did
not care for drink, or know the
dreadful comfort of it in those
days; but I thought of killing
myself and Dorothy, and most
certainly of making away with
Captain Best.
EXT. FENCIBLES BALLROOM - DAWN
The guests leaving and saying their goodbyes.
RODERICK (V.O.)
At last, and at morning, the ball
was over.
EXT. ROAD - DAWN
Dorothy and Roderick on horseback together.
DOROTHY
Sure it's a bitter night, Roderick
dear, and you'll catch cold without
a handkerchief to your neck.
To this sympathetic remark, from the pillion, the saddle
made no reply.
DOROTHY
Did you and Miss Clancy have a
pleasant evening, Roderick? You
were together, I saw, all night.
To this, the saddle only replies by grinding his teeth,
and giving a lash to Daisy.
DOROTHY
Oh! Mercy, you make Daisy rear and
throw me, you careless creature,
you.
The pillion had by this got her arm around the saddle's
waist, and gave it the gentlest squeeze in the world.
RODERICK
I hate Miss Clancy, you know I do!
And I only danced with her because
-- because -- the person with whom I
intended to dance chose to be
engaged the whole night.
DOROTHY
I had not been in the room five
minutes before I was engaged for
every single set.
RODERICK
Were you obliged to dance five times
with Captain Best, and then stroll
out with him into the garden?
DOROTHY
I don't care a fig for Captain Best;
he dances prettily to be sure, and
is a pleasant rattle of a man. He
looks well in his regimentals, too;
and if he chose to ask me to dance,
how could I refuse him?
RODERICK
But you refused me, Dorothy.
DOROTHY
Oh! I can dance with you any day,
and to dance with your own cousin at
a ball as if you could find no other
partner. Besides, Roderick, Captain
Best's a man, and you are only a
boy, and you haven't a guinea in the
world.
RODERICK
If ever I meet him again, you shall
see which is the best man of the
two. I'll fight him with sword or
with pistol, captain as he is.
DOROTHY
But Captain Best is already known as
a valiant soldier, and is famous as
a man of fashion in London. It is
mighty well of you to fight farmers'
boys, but to fight an Englishman is
a very different matter.
Roderick falls silent.
EXT. SMALL BRIDGE OVER A STREAM - DAWN
They come to an old, high bridge, over a stream,
sufficiently deep and rocky.
DOROTHY
Suppose, now, Roderick, you, who are
such a hero, was passing over the
bridge and the enemy on the other
side.
RODERICK
I'd draw my sword, and cut my way
through them.
DOROTHY
What, with me on the pillion? Would
you kill poor me?
RODERICK
Well, then, I'll tell you what I'd
do. I'd jump Daisy into the river,
and swim you both across, where no
enemy could follow us.
DOROTHY
Jump twenty feet! You wouldn't dare
to do any such thing on Daisy.
There's the captain's horse, Black
George, I've heard say that Captain
Bes --
She never finished the word for, maddened by the continual
recurrence of that odious monosyllable, Roderick shouts:
RODERICK
Hold tight to my waist!
And, giving Daisy the spur, springs with Dorothy over the
parapet, into the deeper water below.
The horse's head sinks under, the girl screams as she
sinks, and screams as she rises.
Roderick lands her, half-fainting, on the shore.
INT. MOTHER'S HOUSE - BEDROOM - DAY
Various cuts showing illness and convalescence.
Roderick feverish: the doctor taking his pulse.
Mother brings a tray of food.
RODERICK (V.O.)
I went home, and was ill speedily of
a fever, which kept me to my bed for
a week.
Dorothy visiting him.
RODERICK (V.O.)
Dorothy visited me only once, but I
quitted my couch still more
violently in love than I had been
ever before.
EXT. DUGAN MANOR HOUSE - DAY
The air is fresh and bright, and the birds sing loud
amidst the green trees. Roderick is elated, and springs
down the road, as brisk as a young fawn.
He encounters an orderly whistling "Roast Beef of Old
England," as he cleans down a cavalry horse.
RODERICK
Whose horse, fellow, is that?
ORDERLY
Feller, indeed! The horse belongs
to my captain, and he's a better
fellow nor you any day.
RODERICK (V.O.)
I did not stop to break his bones,
as I would on another occasion, for
a horrible suspicion had come across
me, and I made for the garden as
quickly as I could.
Roderick see Captain Best and Dorothy pacing the path
together. Her arm is under his, and he is fondling and
squeezing her little hand which lies closely nestling
against his arm.
Some distance beyond them is Captain Grogan, who is paying
court to Dorothy's sister, Mysie.
RODERICK (V.O.)
The fact is that, during the week of
my illness, no other than Captain
Best was staying at Castle Dugan,
and making love to Miss Dorothy in
form.
CAPTAIN BEST
No, Dorothy, except for you and four
others, I vow before all the gods,
my heart had never felt the soft
flame.
DOROTHY
Ah, you men, you men, John, your
passion is not equal to ours. We
are like -- like some plant I've
read of -- we bear but one flower,
and then we die!
CAPTAIN BEST
Do you mean you never felt an
inclination for another?
DOROTHY
Never, my John, but for thee! How
can you ask me such a question?
Raising her hand to his lips.
CAPTAIN BEST
Darling Dorothea!
Roderick rushes into view, drawing his little sword.
RODERICK (V.O.)
I pulled out a knot of cherry-
colored ribbons, which she had given
me out of her breast, and which
somehow I always wore upon me, and
flung them in Captain Best's face,
and rushed out with my little sword
drawn.
RODERICK
She's a liar -- she's a liar,
Captain Best! Draw, sir, and defend
yourself, if you are a man!
Roderick leaps at Captain Best, and collars him, while
Dorothy makes the air echo with her screams.
Captain Grogan and Mysie hasten up.
Though Roderick is a full growth of six feet, he is small
by the side of the enormous English captain.
Best turns very red at the attack upon him, and slips back
clutching at his sword.
Dorothy, in an agony of terror, flings herself round him,
screaming:
DOROTHY
Captain Best, for Heaven's sake,
spare the child -- he is but an
infant.
CAPTAIN BEST
And ought to be whipped for his
impudence, but never fear, Miss
Dugan, I shall not touch him, your
favorite is safe from me.
So saying, he stoops down and picks up the bunch of
ribbons, which Roderick had flung at Dorothy's feet, and
handing it to her, says in a sarcastic tone:
CAPTAIN BEST
When ladies make presents to
gentlemen, it is time for other
gentlemen to retire...
DOROTHY
Good heavens, Best! He is but a boy
and don't signify any more than my
parrot or lap-dog. Mayn't I give a
bit of ribbon to my own cousin?
RODERICK
(roaring)
I'm a man, and will prove it.
CAPTAIN BEST
You are perfectly welcome, miss, as
many yards as you like.
DOROTHY
Monster! Your father was a tailor,
and you are always thinking of the
shop. But I'll have my revenge, I
will! Roddy, will you see me
insulted?
RODERICK
Indeed, Miss Dorothy, I intend to
have his blood as sure as my name's
Roderick.
CAPTAIN BEST
I'll send for the usher to cane you,
little boy, but as for you, miss, I
have the honor to wish you a good
day.
Best takes off his hat with much ceremony, and makes a low
bow, and is just walking off, when Michael, Roderick's
cousin, comes up, whose ear has likewise been caught by
the scream.
MICHAEL
Hoity-toity! John Best, what's the
matter here?
CAPTAIN BEST
I'll tell you what it is, Mr. Dugan.
I have had enough of Miss Dugan here
and your Irish ways. I ain't used
to 'em, sir.
MICHAEL
(good-humoredly)
Well, well! What is it? We'll make
you used to our ways, or adopt
English ones.
CAPTAIN BEST
It's not the English way, for ladies
to have two lovers, and, so, Mr.
Dugan, I'll thank you to pay me the
sum you owe me, and I resign all
claims to this young lady. If she
has a fancy for school-boys, let her
take 'em, sir.
MICHAEL
Pooh! Pooh! Best, you are joking.
CAPTAIN BEST
I never was more in earnest.
Best exits.
MICHAEL
(in a towering rage)
You -- you! Hang you for a meddling
brat, your hand is in everybody's
pie. What business had you to come
brawling and quarreling here, with
a gentleman who has fifteen hundred
a-year?
Michael runs after Best.
DOROTHY
(gasps)
Oh, I shall die; I know I shall. I
shall never leave this spot.
CAPTAIN GROGAN
(whisper to Dorothy)
The Captain is gone.
Dorothy, giving him an indignant look, jumps up and walks
towards the house.
CAPTAIN GROGAN
(in a soothing tone
to Roderick)
This is a pretty way to recommend
yourself to the family.
RODERICK
(shouts after
Michael)
The man that marries Dorothy Dugan
must first kill me -- do you mind
that?
MICHAEL
(shouting back from
a distance)
Pooh, sir. Kill you -- flog you,
you mean! I'll send for Nick the
huntsman to do it.
CAPTAIN GROGAN
You are a gallant lad, and I like
your spirit. But what Dugan says is
true. It's a hard thing to give a
lad counsel who is in such a far-
gone state as you; but, believe me,
I know the world, and if you will
but follow my advice, you won't
regret having taken it. Dorothy
Dugan has not a penny; you are not a
whit richer. And, my poor boy,
don't you see -- though it's a hard
matter to see -- that she's a flirt,
and does not care a pin for you or
Best either?
RODERICK
Dorothy might love me or not, as she
likes, but Best will have to fight
me before he marries her!
CAPTAIN GROGAN
Faith, I think you are a lad that's
likely to keep your word.
He looks hard at Roderick for a second to two, then he
walks away, humming a tune, looking back at Roderick as he
goes through the old gate out of the garden.
When Grogan is gone, Roderick is quite alone, and he
flings himself down on the bench where Dorothy had made
believe to faint, and had left her handkerchief and the
ribbons and, taking them up, hides his face in them, and
bursts into a passion of tears.
RODERICK (V.O.)
I must have sat for some hours
bemoaning myself on the garden-bench,
for the dinner-bell clanged as usual
at three o'clock, which wakened me
from my reverie.
EXT. DUGAN MANOR HOUSE - DAY
As Roderick passes the courtyard, he sees the Captain's
saddle still hanging up at the stable-door, and his odious
red-coated brute of a servant, swaggering with the
scullion-girls and kitchen people.
MAID
The Englishman's still there, Master
Roderick. He's there in the parlor.
Go in, and don't let 'im browbeat
you, Master Roderick.
INT. DUGAN MANOR HOUSE - DINING ROOM - DAY
Roderick enters and takes his place at the bottom of the
big table; the butler speedily brings him a cover.
UNCLE
Hello, Roddy, my boy! Up and well?
That's right.
AUNT
He'd better be home with his mother.
UNCLE
Don't mind her. It's the cold goose
she ate for breakfast -- didn't
agree with her. Take a glass of
spirits, Mrs. Dugan, to Roderick's
health.
It is evident that his uncle doesn't know of what
happened, but Michael, who is at dinner too, and Harry,
and almost all the girls, look exceedingly black and the
captain foolish; and Miss Dorothy, who is again by his
side, ready to cry. Captain Grogan sits smiling, and
Roderick looks on as cold as stone.
His uncle is in high good-humor.
UNCLE
Dorothy, divide that merry thought
with the captain! See who'll be
married first. Jack Best, my dear
boy, never mind a clean glass for
the claret, we're short of crystal
at Castle Dugan; take Dorothy's and
the wine will taste none the worse.
Mrs. Dugan and ladies, if you
please; this is a sort of toast that
is drunk a great deal too seldom in
my family, and you'll please to
receive it with all the honors.
Here's to Captain and Mrs. John
Best, and long life to them. Kiss
her, Jack, you rogue; for faith,
you've got a treasure.
RODERICK
(spring up)
His already?!
HARRY
Hold your tongue, you fool -- hold
your tongue!
RODERICK
(shouting)
He has already been slapped in the
face this morning, Captain John
Best; he's already been called a
coward, Captain John Best; and this
is the way I'll drink his health.
Here's your health, Captain John
Best.
Roderick flings a glass of claret into his face. The next
moment, he is under the table, tripped up by Harry, who
hits him a violent cuff on the head; as he goes down, he
hardly has time to hear the general screaming and
scurrying that is taking place above him, being so fully
occupied with kicks, and thumps and curses, with which
Harry is belaboring him.
HARRY
You fool! You great blundering
marplot -- you silly beggarly
brat --
(a thump at each)
Hold your tongue!
When Roderick gets up from under the table, the ladies are
all gone; but he has the satisfaction of seeing the
captain's nose is bleeding, as his is -- Best is cut
across the bridge, and his beauty spoiled forever.
UNCLE
In Heaven's name, what does all the
row mean? Is the boy in fever
again?
HARRY
(turning to his
father)
The fact is, sir, that the young
monkey has fallen in love with
Dorothy, and finding her and the
captain mighty sweet in the garden
today, he was for murdering Jack
Best.
CAPTAIN BEST
(bristling up)
And, I'll tell you what, Mr. Dugan,
I've been insulted grossly in this
house. I ain't at all satisfied
with these here ways of going on.
I'm an Englishman, I am, and a man
of property; and I -- I --
HARRY
If you're insulted, and not
satisfied, remember there's two of
us, Best.
On which, the captain falls to washing his nose in water,
and answering never a word.
RODERICK
(in dignified tone)
Mr. Best may also have satisfaction
any time he pleases, by calling on
Roderick James, Esquire, of
Jamesville.
His uncle bursts out laughing, and in this laugh, Captain
Grogan joins.
RODERICK
Captain Grogan, I beg you to
understand that, for my cousin
Harry, who has been my best friend
through life, I could put up with
rough treatment from him; yet, even
that sort of treatment I will bear
from him no longer; and any other
person who ventures on the like will
not like the cost. Mr. Best knows
that fact very well; and, if he's
man, he'll know where to find me.
UNCLE
It is getting late, and your mother
will be anxious about you. One of
you had better go home with him.
(turning to his sons)
Or the lad may be playing more
pranks.
HARRY
Both of us ride home with Best here.
CAPTAIN BEST
I'm not afraid of highwaymen. My
man is armed, and so am I.
HARRY
You know the use of arms very well,
Best, and no one can doubt your
courage; but Michael and I will see
you home for all that.
UNCLE
Why, you'll not be home till
morning, boys. Kilwangan's a good
ten miles from here.
HARRY
We'll sleep in Best's quarters.
We're going to stop a week there.
And, in another week, my boy.
And here, Harry whispers something in the Captain's ear.
CAPTAIN GROGAN
I'll go home with the boy.
EXT. ROAD - LATE DAY
Grogan walks with Roderick.
CAPTAIN GROGAN
A pretty day's work of it you have
made, Master Roderick. Knowing your
uncle to be distressed for money,
and try and break off a match which
will bring fifteen hundred a-year
into the family? Best has promised
to pay off the four thousand pounds
which is bothering your uncle so.
He takes a girl without a penny -- a
girl that has been flinging herself
at the head of every man in these
parts these ten years past, and
missing them all, and a boy who
ought to be attached to your uncle
as to your father.
RODERICK
And so I am.
CAPTAIN GROGAN
And this is the return you make for
his kindness! Didn't he harbor you
in his house when your father died,
and hasn't he given you and your
mother, rent-free, your fine house
of Jamesville yonder?
RODERICK
Mark this, come what will of it, I
swear I will fight the man who
pretends to the hand of Dorothy
Dugan. I'll follow him if it's into
the church, and meet him there.
I'll have his blood, or he shall
have mine. Will you take my message
to him, and arrange the meeting?
CAPTAIN GROGAN
Well, if it must be, it must. For a
young fellow, you are the most
bloodthirsty I ever saw. No
officer, bearing His Majesty's
commission, can receive a glass of
wine on his nose, without resenting
it -- fight you must, and Best is a
huge, strong fellow.
RODERICK
He'll give the better mark. I am
not afraid of him.
CAPTAIN GROGAN
In faith, I believe you are not; for
a lad I never saw more game in my
life. Give me a kiss, my dear boy.
You're after my own soul. As long
as Jack Grogan lives, you shall
never want a friend or a second.
They embrace.
RODERICK (V.O.)
Poor fellow! He was shot six months
afterwards, at Minden, and I lost
thereby a kind friend. But we don't
know what is in store for us, and
that's a blessing.
EXT. HOUSE - LATE DAY
Mother greeting Roderick and Captain Grogan.
RODERICK (V.O.)
In spite of my precautions to
secrecy, I half-suspected that my
mother knew all from the manner in
which she embraced me on my arrival,
and received our guest, Captain
Grogan.
His mother looks a little anxious and flushed and, every
now and then, gazes very hard into the Captain's face.
RODERICK (V.O.)
But she would not say a word about
the quarrel, for she had a noble
spirit, and would as lief have seen
any one of her kindred hanged as
shirking from the field of honor.
INT. MOTHER'S HOUSE - RODERICK'S BEDROOM - DAY
Roderick waking up.
RODERICK (V.O.)
I never slept sounder in my life,
though I woke a little earlier than
usual, and you may be sure my first
thought was of the event of the day,
for which I was fully prepared.
Roderick at table with paper and ink.
RODERICK (V.O.)
And now I sat down and wrote a
couple of letters; they might be the
last, thought I, that I should ever
write in my life.
See him write: "Dearest Mother."
INT. MOTHER'S HOUSE - KITCHEN - DAY
RODERICK (V.O.)
Then I went down to breakfast, where
my mother was waiting for me, you
may be sure. We did not say a
single word about what was taking
place.
Roderick eats his breakfast with a good appetite; but in
helping himself to salt, spills it, on which his mother
starts up with a scream.
MOTHER
Thank God, it's fallen towards me!
And then, her heart being too full, she leaves the room.
RODERICK (V.O.)
Ah! They have their faults, those
mothers; but are there any other
women like them?
There is an elegant, silver-mounted sword that hangs on
the mantelpiece under the picture of Roderick's late
father.
A pair of pistols hang on each side of the picture.
Roderick takes down the sword and pistols, which are
bright and well-oiled, and collects flints, balls and
gunpowder.
EXT. MOTHER'S HOUSE - DAY
Captain Grogan and Orderly arrive.
RODERICK
Have you taken my message to him?
CAPTAIN GROGAN
The meeting is arranged. Captain
Best is waiting for you now.
RODERICK
My mare is saddled and ready; who's
the captain's second?
CAPTAIN GROGAN
Your cousins go out with him.
Roderick and Grogan, and the Orderly ride off.
RODERICK (V.O.)
I didn't take leave of Mrs. James.
The curtains of her bedroom-windows
were down, and they didn't move as
we mounted and trotted off.
EXT. COUNTRY ROAD - DAY
They ride their horses at a leisurely pace.
CAPTAIN GROGAN
That's a very handsome sword you
have there.
RODERICK
It was with this sword that my late
father, Harry James, God rest his
soul, met Sir Huddelstone
Fuddelstone, the Hampshire baronet,
and was fatally run through the
neck. He was quite in the wrong,
having insulted Lady Fuddelstone,
when in liquor, at the Brentford
Assembly. But, like a gentleman, he
scorned to apologize.
CAPTAIN GROGAN
And now you risk the same fate. If
you are killed, your mother is all
alone in the world.
RODERICK
I am Harry James' son, and will act
as becomes my name and quality.
EXT. FOREST CLEARING - DAY
Harry, Michael and the Captain are already there. Best,
flaming in red regimentals, a big a monster as ever led a
grenadier company. The party are laughing together.
RODERICK
(to Captain Grogan)
I hope to spoil this sport, and
trust to see this sword of mine in
that big bully's body.
CAPTAIN GROGAN
Oh, it's with pistols we fight. You
are no match for Best with the
sword.
RODERICK
I'll match any man with the sword.
CAPTAIN GROGAN
But swords are today impossible;
Captain Best is -- is lame. He
knocked his knee against the
swinging park gate last night, as he
was riding home, and can scarce move
it now.
RODERICK
Not against Castle Dugan gate, that
has been off the hinges these ten
years.
CAPTAIN GROGAN
It must have been some other gate.
They alight from their horses, and join and salute the
other gentlemen.
CAPTAIN GROGAN
I have just explained to Mister
James that Captain Best is lame, and
that swords are impossible.
HARRY
Oh, yes! Dead lame.
Harry comes up to shake Roderick by the hand, while
Captain Best takes off his hat, and turns extremely red.
HARRY
And very lucky for you, Roderick, my
boy. You were a dead man else, for
he is a devil of a fellow -- isn't
he, Grogan?
CAPTAIN GROGAN
A regular Turk. I never yet knew
the man who stood to Captain Best.
HARRY
Hang the business. I hate it. I'm
ashamed of it. Say you're sorry,
Roderick. You can easily say that.
CAPTAIN BEST
If the young feller will go to
Dublin, as proposed...
RODERICK
I'm not sorry -- I'll not apologize
-- and I'll as soon go to Dublin as
to hell!
Grogan takes him aside.
CAPTAIN GROGAN
Look here, Roderick, my boy; this is
silly business. The girl will marry
Best, mark my words; and as sure as
she does, you'll forget her. You
are but a boy. Best is willing to
consider you as such. Dublin's a
fine place, and if you have a mind
to take a ride thither and see the
town for a month, here are twenty
guineas at your service. Make Best
an apology, and be off.
RODERICK
A man of honor dies, but never
apologizes. I'll see the captain
hanged before I apologize.
HARRY
(with a laugh to
Grogan)
There's nothing else for it. Take
your ground, Grogan -- twelve paces,
I suppose?
CAPTAIN BEST
(in a big voice)
Ten, sir, and make them short ones,
do you hear, Captain Grogan?
HARRY
Don't bully, Mr. Best. Here are the
pistols.
(with some emotion
to Roderick)
God bless you, my boy; and when I
count three, fire.
RODERICK
This is not one of my pistols.
HARRY
They are all right, never fear.
It's one of mine. Yours will serve,
if they are needed, for the next
round.
CAPTAIN GROGAN
Roderick, fire at his neck -- hit
him there under the gorget; see how
the fool shows himself open.
Michael, who has not spoken a word, Harry, and the Captain
retire to one side, and Harry gives the signal.
It is slowly given, and Roderick has the leisure to cover
his man well.
Captain Best changes color and trembles as the numbers are
given.
At "three" both pistols go off. Best gives a most
horrible groan, staggers backwards and falls.
THE SECONDS
(crying out)
He's down! He's down!
Running towards him, Harry lifts him up -- Michael takes
his head.
MICHAEL
He's hit here, in the neck.
Laying open his coat, blood is seen gurgling from under
his gorget.
HARRY
How is it with you?
The unfortunate man does not answer, but when the support
of Harry's arm is withdrawn from his back, groans once
more and falls backwards.
MICHAEL
(with a scowl)
The young fellow has begun well.
You had better ride off, young sir,
before the police are up. They had
wind of the business before we left
Kilwangan.
RODERICK
Is he quite dead?
MICHAEL
Quite dead.
CAPTAIN GROGAN
Then the world's rid of a coward.
It's all over with him, Roddy -- he
doesn't stir.
He gives the huge prostrate body a scornful kick with his
foot.
HARRY
We are not cowards, Grogan, whatever
he was! Let's get the boy off as
quick as we may. Your man shall go
for a cart, and take away the body
of this unhappy gentleman. This has
been a sad day's work for our
family, Roderick James, and you have
robbed us of fifteen-hundred a-year.
RODERICK
It was Dorothy did it.
Roderick takes the ribbons she gave him out of his
waistcoat, and the letter, and flings them down on the
body of Captain Best.
RODERICK
There! Take her those ribbons.
She'll know what they mean; that's
all that's left of her of two lovers
she had and ruined.
MICHAEL
And now, in Heaven's name, get the
youngster out of the way.
HARRY
I'll go with you.
They mount up and gallop off.
EXT. MOTHER'S HOUSE - DAY
Upon seeing Roderick and Harry ride up, his mother, who
has been waiting outside, rushes to her son with wild
screams of joy. He dismounts, and she kisses and embraces
him.
RODERICK (V.O.)
I need not tell you how great was my
mother's pride and exultation when
she heard from Harry's lips the
account of my behavior at the duel.
INT. MOTHER'S HOUSE - PARLOR - DAY
Still much excitement and hustle and bustle.
HARRY
The boy must go into hiding, for a
short time anyway. Dublin is the
best place for him to go, and there
wait until matters are blown over.
MOTHER
Dublin? But the poor lad has never
been away from home. He will be as
safe here as in Dublin.
HARRY
I wish that were true, Auntie dear,
but I'm afraid the bailiffs may
already be on their way from
Kilwangan.
INT. RODERICK'S BEDROOM - DAY
His mother is rushing about and packing a valise. Harry
sits on the bed.
RODERICK (V.O.)
Harry persisted in the necessity of
instant departure, in which
argument, as I was anxious to see
the world, I must confess, I sided
with him; and my mother was brought
to see that, in our small house, in
the midst of a village, escape would
be impossible, and capture would be
impossible to avoid.
INT. MOTHER'S BEDROOM - DAY
His mother takes out a stocking from her escritoire, and
gives Roderick twenty golden guineas.
MOTHER
(gravely)
Roderick, my darling, my wild boy, I
have forebodings that our separation
is to be a long one. I spent most
of all night consulting the cards
regarding your fate in the duel, and
all signs betoke a separation. Here
is twenty guineas -- all that I have
in the world -- and I want you to
keep your father's sword and
pistols, which you have known to use
so like a man.
EXT. MOTHER'S HOUSE - DAY
Roderick's departure.
RODERICK (V.O.)
She hurried my departure now, though
her heart, I know, was full, and
almost in half-an-hour from my
arrival at home, I was once more on
the road again, with the wide world,
as it were, before me.
Roderick waves. His mother cries.
EXT. HIGH ROAD TO DUBLIN - DAY
RODERICK (V.O.)
No lad of seventeen is very sad who
has liberty for the first time, and
twenty guineas in his pocket; and I
rode away, thinking, I confess, not
so much of the kind of mother left
alone, and of the home behind me, as
of tomorrow, and all the wonders it
would bring.
Roderick happily riding down the road.
RODERICK (V.O.)
I had no doubts of the future;
thinking that a man of my person,
parts, and courage, could make his
way anywhere. So I rode on, singing
to myself, or chatting with the
passersby; and all the girls along
the road said, "God save me, for a
clever gentleman."
Farm girls in the fields flirting with him.
RODERICK (V.O.)
As for thoughts of Dorothy Dugan,
there seemed to be a gap of a half-
a-score of years.
EXT. ROAD TO DUBLIN - DAY
A well-armed gentleman dressed in green, and a gold cord,
with a patch on his eye, and riding a powerful mare, puts
his horse alongside.
ARMED GENTLEMAN
Good day to you, young sir.
RODERICK
Good morning.
ARMED GENTLEMAN
Where are you bound for?
RODERICK
(after a long look at
his companion)
That is none of your business.
ARMED GENTLEMAN
Is your mother not afraid on account
of the highwayman to let one so
young as you travel?
RODERICK
(pulling out a
pistol)
Not at all, sir. I have a pair of
good pistols that have already done
execution, and are ready to do it
again.
At this, a pock-marked man coming up, the well-armed
gentleman spurs into his bay mare, and leaves Roderick.
EXT. ROAD TO DUBLIN - DAY
RODERICK (V.O.)
A little later on, as I rode towards
Kilcullen, I saw a crowd of peasant
people assembled round a one-horse
chair, and my friend in green, as I
thought, making off half-a-mile up
the hill.
A footman howls, at the top of his voice.
FOOTMAN
Stop thief!
But the country fellows only laugh at his distress, and
make all sorts of jokes at the adventure which had just
befallen.
COUNTRY FELLOW #1
Sure, you might have kept him off
with your blunderbush!
COUNTRY FELLOW #2
O the coward! To let the Captain
bate you, and he only one eye!
COUNTRY FELLOW #3
The next time my lady travels, she'd
better leave you at home!
RODERICK
What is this noise, fellows?
Roderick rides up amongst them, and seeing the lady in the
carriage, very pale and frightened, gives a slash of his
whip, and bids the red-shanked ruffians keep off.
Pulling off his hat, and bringing his mare up in a prance
to the chair-window.
RODERICK
What has happened, madam, to annoy
your ladyship?
MRS. O'REILLY
Oh, I am grateful to you, sir. I am
the wife of Captain O'Reilly
hastening to join him at Dublin. My
chair was stopped by a highwayman;
this great oaf of a servant-man fell
down on his knees, armed as he was,
and though there were thirty people
in the next field, working, when the
ruffian attacked, not one of them
would help but, on the contrary,
wished him "good luck."
COUNTRY FELLOW #1
Sure, he's the friend of the poor,
and good luck to him.
COUNTRY FELLOW #2
Was it any business of ours?
RODERICK
(shouting)
Be off to your work, you pack of
rascals, or you will have a good
taste of my thong.
(to Mrs. O'Reilly)
Have you lost much?
MRS. O'REILLY
Everything -- my purse, containing
upwards of a hundred guineas, my
jewels, my snuff-boxes, watches.
And all because this blundering
coward fell to his knees...
FOOTMAN
Be fair, ma'am, them wasn't so much.
Didn't he return you the thirteen
pence in copper, and the watch,
saying it was only pinchbeck?
MRS. O'REILLY
Don't be insolent, or I'll report
you to the Captain.
FOOTMAN
Sorry, ma'am.
He shuffles a few steps away and frowns in the direction
that the Captain has vanished.
MRS. O'REILLY
That fool didn't know what was the
meaning of a hundred-pound bill,
which was in the pocket-book that
the fellow took from me.
RODERICK
I am riding to Dublin myself, and if
your ladyship will allow me the
honor of riding with you, I shall do
my best to protect you from further
mishap.
MRS. O'REILLY
But I shouldn't like to put you to
such trouble, Mister...?
RODERICK
O'Higgins... Mohawk O'Higgins.
EXT. ROADSIDE INN - DAY
They stop at the inn.
RODERICK
(very gallantly)
As you have been robbed of your
purse, may I have permission to lend
your ladyship a couple of pieces to
pay any expenses which you might
incur before reaching your home?
MRS. O'REILLY
(smiling)
That's very kind of you, Mr.
O'Higgins.
He gives her two gold pieces.
INT. INN - DAY
Roderick and Mrs. O'Reilly finishing their meal.
We will hear dialogue underneath Roderick's voice over.
RODERICK (V.O.)
How different was her lively rattle
to the vulgar wenches at Kilwangan
assemblies. In every sentence, she
mentioned a lord or a person of
quality. To the lady's question
about my birth and parentage, I
replied that I was a young gentleman
of large fortune, that I was going
to Dublin for my studies, and that
my mother allowed me five hundred
per annum.
MRS. O'REILLY
You must be very cautious with
regard to the company you should
meet in Dublin, where rogues and
adventurers of all countries abound.
I hope you will do me the honor of
accepting lodgings in my own house,
where Captain O'Reilly will welcome
with delight, my gallant young
preserver.
Paying the bill.
RODERICK (V.O.)
Perhaps had I been a little older in
the world's experience, I should
have begun to see that Madame
O'Reilly was not the person of
fashion she pretended to be; but, as
it was, I took all her stories for
truth, and, when the landlord
brought the bill for dinner, paid it
with the air of a lord. Indeed, she
made no motion to produce the two
pieces I had lent her.
EXT. DUBLIN - STREET - NIGHT
They ride by.
RODERICK (V.O.)
And so we rode on slowly towards
Dublin, into which city we made our
entrance at nightfall. The rattle
and splendor of the coaches, the
flare of the linkboys, the number
and magnificence of the houses,
struck me with the greatest wonder;
though I was careful to disguise
this feeling.
EXT. O'REILLY HOUSE - DUBLIN - NIGHT
RODERICK (V.O.)
We stopped at length at a house of
rather mean appearance, and were let
into a passage which had a great
smell of supper and punch.
INT. O'REILLY HOUSE - DINING ROOM - NIGHT
Captain O'Reilly, a stout red-faced man, without a
periwig, and in a rather tattered nightgown and cap.
Roderick and Mrs. O'Reilly.
CAPTAIN O'REILLY
Mr. O'Higgins, I cannot say how
grateful I am for your timely
assistance to my wife.
RODERICK
I am only sorry that I was unable to
prevent the villain from carrying
off all her ladyship's money and
pearls.
CAPTAIN O'REILLY
Mr. O'Higgins, we are in your debt,
and rest assured, sir, you have
friends in this house whenever you
are in Dublin.
(pours a glass)
Mister O'Higgins, I wonder if I know
your good father?
RODERICK
Which O'Higgins do you know? For I
have never heard your name mentioned
in my family.
CAPTAIN O'REILLY
Oh, I am thinking of the O'Higgins
of Redmondstown. General O'Higgins
was a close friend of my wife's dear
father, Colonel Granby Somerset.
RODERICK
Ah -- I see. No, I'm afraid mine
are the O'Higgins of Watertown.
CAPTAIN O'REILLY
I have heard of them.
There are relics of some mutton-chops and onions on a
cracked dish before them.
CAPTAIN O'REILLY
My love, I wish I had known of your
coming, for Bob Moriaty and I just
finished the most delicious venison
pasty, which His Grace the Lord
Lieutenant, sent us, with a flash of
sillery from his own cellar. You
know the wine, my dear? But as
bygones are bygones, and no help for
them, what say ye to a fine lobster
and a bottle of as good claret as
any in Ireland? Betty, clear these
things from the table, and make the
mistress and our young friend
welcome to our home.
Captain O'Reilly searches his pockets for some money to
give to Betty.
CAPTAIN O'REILLY
I'm sorry, Mr. O'Higgins, but I
don't seem to have any small change.
May I borrow a ten-penny piece to
give to the girl?
MRS. O'REILLY
I have some money, my dear. Here,
Betty, go to the fishmonger and
bring back our supper, and mind you
get the right change.
She takes out one of the golden guineas Roderick gave to
her.
INT. DINNING ROOM - LATER
They are eating.
RODERICK (V.O.)
Our supper was seasoned, if not by
any great elegance, at least by a
plentiful store of anecdotes,
concerning the highest personages of
the city, with whom, according to
himself, the captain lived on terms
of the utmost intimacy. Not to be
behind hand with him, I spoke of my
own estates and property as if I was
as rich as a duke.
INT. O'REILLY HOUSE - BEDROOM - NIGHT
The couple wishing Roderick goodnight.
RODERICK (V.O.)
Had I been an English lad, the
appearance of the chamber I occupied
might, indeed, have aroused
instantly my suspicion and distrust.
But we are not particular in Ireland
on the score of neatness, hence the
disorder of my bed-chamber did not
strike me so much.
Broken door.
RODERICK (V.O.)
Was there a lock to the door, or a
hasp to fasten it to?
Dress lying over bed.
RODERICK (V.O.)
Though my counterpane was evidently
a greased brocade dress of Mrs.
O'Reilly.
Cracked mirror.
RODERICK (V.O.)
And my cracked toilet-glass not much
bigger than a half-crown, yet I was
used to these sort of ways in Irish
houses, and still thought myself to
be in that of a man of fashion.
Drawers, full of junk.
RODERICK (V.O.)
There was no lock to the drawers,
which, when they did open, were full
of my hostess' rouge-pots, shoes,
stays, and rags.
INT. BEDROOM - O'REILLY HOUSE - NIGHT
In the middle of the night, Mrs. O'Reilly comes to
Roderick's room on a flimsy pretext, and in the course of
events, he has his first woman.
INT. COACH - DAY
Roderick, Captain and Mrs. O'Reilly.
CAPTAIN O'REILLY
I needn't ask whether you had a
comfortable bed. Young Fred
Pimpleton slept in it for seven
months, during which he did me the
honor to stay with me, and if he was
satisfied, I don't know who else
wouldn't be.
EXT. PROMENADE - PHOENIX PARK - DAY
Roderick, Captain and Mrs. O'Reilly, their friends.
Various cuts.
RODERICK (V.O.)
After breakfast, we drove out to
Phoenix Park, where numbers of the
young gentry were known to Mrs.
O'Reilly, to all of whom she
presented me in such a complimentary
way that, before half an hour, I had
got to be considered as a gentleman
of great expectations and large
property.
INT. O'REILLY HOUSE - NIGHT
RODERICK (V.O.)
I had little notion then that I had
got amongst a set of impostors --
that Captain O'Reilly was only an
adventurer, and his lady a person of
no credit. The fact was, a young
man could hardly have fallen into
worse hands than those in which I
now found myself.
An evening of gambling.
RODERICK (V.O.)
Their friends were always welcome on
payment of a certain moderate sum
for their dinner after which, you
may be sure, that cards were not
wanting, and that the company who
played did not play for love merely.
Various cuts of the characters present.
RODERICK (V.O.)
What could happen to a man but
misfortune from associating with
such company? And in a very, very
short time I became their prey.
Roderick loses two hundred guineas to Captain O'Reilly in
a single hand.
We see Captain O'Reilly cheat, but Roderick does not.
He pays him the 18 gold guineas, remaining from the sum
his mother gave him.
RODERICK
I shall have to write out a note for
the rest of it, Captain O'Reilly.
EXT. STREET - OUTSIDE O'REILLY HOUSE - DAWN
Roderick exits to the street. The sound of the gambling
can still be heard in the street. He is soon joined by
Councillor Mulligan.
COUNCILLOR MULLIGAN
Master Roderick, you appear a young
fellow of birth and fortune; let me
whisper in your ear that you have
fallen into very bad hands -- it's a
regular gang of swindlers; and a
gentleman of your rank and quality
should never be seen in such
company. The captain has been a
gentleman's gentleman, and his lady
of no higher rank. Go home, pack
your valise, pay the little trifle
you owe me, mount your mare, and