《老友记》1（精讲之九）

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Ross: Look, if she's talking to it, I just think that I should get some belly time too. Not that I believe any of this.

Phoebe: Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything. I can show you. Look, this will seem a little weird, but you put your head inside this turkey, and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we say.

Chandler: I'd just like to say that I'm totally behind this experiment. In fact, I'd very much like to butter your head.

Monica: Hey, Rach, did you make your money?

Rachel: No, not even close. Forget Vail, forget seeing my family, forget shoop, shoop, shoop.

Monica: Rach, here's your mail.

Rachel: Thanks, you can just put it on the table.

Monica: No, here's your mail.

Rachel: Thanks, you can just put it on the table.

Monica: Would you just open it?

Rachel: Oh my god, oh, you guys are great.

Monica: We all chipped in.

Ross: We did?

Monica: You owe me 20 bucks.

Rachel: Thank you. Thank you so much!

Monica: Chandler, here you go, got your traditional holiday feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's, and your family size bag of Funyuns.

Rachel: Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're havin' for Thanksgiving dinner? What, what, what is it with you and this holiday?

Chandler: All right, I'm nine years old.

Ross: Oh, I hate this story.

Chandler: We just finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner. I have--and I remember this part vividly--a mouthful of pumpkin pie, and this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting divorced.

Rachel: Oh my god.

Chandler: Yes. Yes. Very difficult to appreciate a Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse.

Joey: Uh, hi. We uh, we used to work together.

Girl: We did?

Joey: Yeah, at Macy's. You were the Obsession girl, right?

Girl: Yes?

Joey: I was the Aramis guy. Aramis? Aramis? Aramis?

Girl: Yeah, right.

Joey: I gotta tell you. You're the best in the business.

Girl: Get out.

Joey: I'm serious. You're amazing. You know when to spritz, you know when to lay back.

Girl: Really? You don't know what that means to me.

Joey: Ooh, you smell great tonight. What're you wearing?

Girl: Nothing.

Joey: Listen, uh, you wanna go get a drink or something?

Girl: Yeah. Oh.

Joey: What's wrong?

Girl: I just remembered, I have to do something.

Joey: Oh. What?

Girl: Um, leave.

Joey: Wait, wait, wait!

妙词佳句，活学或用

1. not even close 差得远呢

- Hey, Rach, did you make your money?
- No, not even close.
- 咳，瑞秋，你赚到你的钱（数目）了吗？
- 没有，差得远呢。

Close的本意是“接近”，比如：

Yao Ming was this close to become the most valuable player in the history of basketball.
姚明差一点就成了篮球史上最有价值的运动员。