Do you believe in life after death
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "...详细内容
3090次浏览 12-19 点点英语论坛 |
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Drummer problems
A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve. Finally, before the whole o...详细内容
1236次浏览 12-19 点点英语论坛 |
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TGIF vs SHIT
A man met a blond in the elevator. He greeted her: "T-G-I-F." But got the reply: "S-H-I-T." He was startled, but repeated "T-G-I-F." Again the reply was "S-H-I-T."
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884次浏览 12-18 点点英语论坛 |
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"love”为“零蛋”
有这么一个脑筋急转弯：“为什么绝不能嫁给一名网球手？” 呵呵，谜底是——“爱”对他们来说什么都不是。向您保证，这谜底一点都不瞎掰。不信？瞧下面的解释，您会明白我没有信口开河。 既然是“网球...详细内容
2629次浏览 11-30 英语点津 |
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Wifes picture
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he orders the bartende...详细内容
971次浏览 11-22 点点英语 |
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趣味英语问答
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除...详细内容
2029次浏览 11-20 点点英语论坛 |
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强！见识一下上海乞丐的英语口语！
星期五的下午5点，他在浦东机场下了飞机。友人告诉他，最好搭磁浮列车，因为这时候的上海，每一条大小马路都铁定塞车。 于是他搭了磁浮列车到了龙扬站，再转地铁到人民广场站，从万豪饭店方向走出地铁...详细内容
2238次浏览 11-15 点点论坛 |
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老爸的情书（中英对照，爆笑）
* 老爸一直以追到有校花之称的老妈而自豪, * 但每次讲到掳获老妈芳心的致命关键的一封英文情书， * 老妈都笑的前俯后仰，经过我们一再催逼, * 老妈终于拿出老爸当年写给她的情书, ...详细内容
2683次浏览 11-15 www.lintun.com |
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一封绝妙的情书 An Ingenious Love Letter
There once lived a lad who was deeply in love with a girl, but disliked by the girl’s father, who didn’t want to see any further development of their love. The lad was eager to write to the ...详细内容
3797次浏览 10-09 腾讯外语 |
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班级、情人和蠢驴
Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow." A student, seeing hi...详细内容
2406次浏览 10-09 腾讯外语 |
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Parking Expenses 停车费
A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the b...详细内容
1549次浏览 10-09 腾讯外语 |
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爱的最大限度
特蕾莎修女在接受诺贝尔和平奖时曾说过：“你能为促进世界和平做些什么呢？回家爱你的家人吧。” 这是一个平凡的故事，也是一个感人的故事…… Freda Bright says, "Only in opera do people ...详细内容
2099次浏览 10-09 新浪教育 |
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村姑和牛奶罐
A country maid was walking along with a can of milk upon her head,when she fell into the following train of reflections."The money for which I shall sell this milk will enable me to increase m...详细内容
1854次浏览 09-15 新浪教育 |
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电话答录机里的幽默
中国家庭并不常用电话答录机（Answering Machine),但在北美家庭，几乎家家都用。外来电话拨入时，若该电话号码的主人不在，就会让拨入者听到一段留言，这叫Answer。绝大多数的Answer都是千篇一律的：说明主人...详细内容
1479次浏览 09-11 UC(44315073) |
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一则英语笑话测试你的英语水平
I have heard one sad story of a hitchhiker who went into a shop and saw the sign "Lift" but found it too heavy, then saw the sign "Pet Supplies" so he did, this wasn't too bad but then he went...详细内容
2320次浏览 09-11 孙甜1983 |
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foot or food?
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, ...详细内容
1566次浏览 09-11 辛叶梓 |
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Pecks bad boy:坏小孩才能闯天涯
养个乖巧的小孩是父母的福气，若摊上个“捣蛋鬼”，说不定就是上天的赐予了。没听说过这句话？——“只有坏小孩才能闯天涯”。当然，“坏小孩”不是真的坏，只不过，养他要更费些心思，因为他太爱闯祸、太能...详细内容
994次浏览 09-08 英语点津 |
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《天下无贼》经典台词英文版
1、i have said a hundred times,we need team work,always seek the best in the team.the purpose of the trip,is to train our team in real situation and to test our new members.those deserving spe...详细内容
2407次浏览 09-08 UC(44315073) |
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老外最喜欢的几句马屁话
个人才能 Personal Qualities Mature，dynamic and honest．思想成熟、精明能干、为人诚实。 Excellent ability of systematical management．有极强的系统管理能力。 Ability to work...详细内容
1830次浏览 09-08 1248546440 |
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名师妙译王家卫“重庆森林”精彩台词
每天你都有机会和很多人擦身而过，而你或者对他们一无所知，不过也许有一天他会变成你的朋友或是知己. In each single day of our life, we hastily brush past strangers that mean nothing to us b...详细内容
871次浏览 09-06 UC(44315073) |
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大腕明星噩梦：尴尬！章子怡性感撞衫徐静蕾
天！“美女所见略同”？怎么在媒体面前，两个大美女竟穿上了一模一样的性感低胸裙？可惜，章子怡比徐静蕾慢了好几个节拍。徐才女早在两个月前，就穿着这套裙子出席了在香港举办的《伤城》记者会，而章子仪现...详细内容
1099次浏览 09-06 英语点津 |
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翁帆写给杨振宁的情书
Cold here, icy cold there. You belong to neither, leaves have withered. Your face is pale and blue, a tearful smile. Something in your eyes, whispers words of last good-bye. My heart sinks dow...详细内容
1169次浏览 09-06 www.joyen.net |
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老公和老婆的由来英语篇
Why does a man want to have a WIFE? 男人为啥要娶老婆 ? Because .......因为 ...... W--- Washing 洗衣 I--- Ironing 烫衣 F--- Food 做饭 E--- Entertainmen...详细内容
1420次浏览 09-06 小豆加油 |
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哪有人能够弯腰弯如此之低的啊？
Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, should I say, his lack of it. ...详细内容
881次浏览 09-02 知行英语随身学 |
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英语幽默乐翻天：刮头 Shave head
Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. "Eight dollars," I answered. "And for a shave?" "Five dollars." "All right," he said, settling into the barber chair. "...详细内容
1398次浏览 09-02 知行英语随身学 |
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前台小姐的8级英语(爆笑)
昨天来了个外国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的："Hello?" 外国人："Hi." 前台小姐："You have what thing?"(你有什么事？) 外国人...详细内容
1850次浏览 09-02 腾讯外语论坛 |
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我把他吊起来让他晾干I hung him up to dry
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom. Mary promptly...详细内容
1016次浏览 09-02 知行英语随身学 |
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网络十大经典名言
1.I love you not because who you are,but because who I am when I am with you.我爱你不是因为你是谁,而是我在你面前是谁。 2.No man or woman is worth your tears,and the one who is,won't mak...详细内容
1767次浏览 09-02 UC(44315073) |
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水果打造的明星脸
Portraits made with fruit are going on auction to raise money for charity Cancer Research UK.Yogurt makers Muller commissioned an artist to pay homage to British celebrities.Can you guess who ...详细内容
978次浏览 09-02 悠游忘忧 |
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教你发挥幽默 用英语各种方式说“开玩笑”
要想让大家喜欢你，一定要懂得适时地发挥幽默感，开上几句玩笑。这次我们就来看看“开玩笑”怎么说。 1. Are you kidding me? 你是在开玩笑吗? Are you kidding me? 注意 kid （开玩笑...详细内容
1325次浏览 09-01 ytld04 |
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